This has got to be the worst ever. Juvenile? Check Godawful art? Check. Horrible dialog? Check. Racist? Check. Stupid concept? Check. Jingoist? Check. Totally ignorant about the setting? Check.
Follow the link, if you dare. If you can come up with a more ridiculous comic book, I for one would like to see it. But I believe it cannot be done. IT CANNOT BE DONE.
I’d have to say that I think HANSI: The Girl Who Loved the Swastika gives Super Green Beret a run for its money. Magic Monkeys are goofy and surreal, but the scene where Russian soldiers refuse to rape Hansi because she’s too skinny, that’s pure retardation right there.
You’ve got to love the look on Superman’s face, though. I guess he knows, in his heart, that there are tentacles and furries approaching and he’s a comic-book character.
I’m still convinced that the worst comic book title of all time was Marvel Spotlight. The characters, situations, and dialog were consistently atrocious. (Star Lord, with an “element gun” that shoots air, earth, fire, and water, in a setting about as subtle as Galactica’s “War of the Gods”? Captain Universe, who posessed the Uni-power, and uttered such great curses as “Beans!”?)
What’s so special about that? Everyone I know can shoot air, earth, and water. And after eating at a cheap Mexican restaurant, I bet they can shoot fire, too.
Ooooh, like the GI Joe figure that had your own stats? The did that for Captain Universe? I’d have soooo been there! I was just going by the tag line “The Hero Who Could Be You!” As far as you guys know, I was! Maybe I should post this over in this month’s “Is Anyone On the SDMB Really a Celebrity?” thread.
