Okay, because you all got to me to thinking about old bad cheesy songs that I only have on records (kids, that’s those flat black circular things your parents have in boxes in the basement), because all I had was my own boxes in the basement I had to go to Youtube and look around.
And not only did I find the Cheesy Song Suppository (man, SO many bad songs, so little time!) I also ran up on some truly exceptional local commercials that just . . . well, if you saw “Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage” you know what I mean.
Somehow I missed “Flea Market Montgomery” when it was all the rage a few years back but I also see the original crazy bad ad spawned all sorts of other material.
The worst stuff is also earwormy, so “Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinettes!” will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I believe they actually think they’re famous. Or witty. Or have charisma.
Tell me, would you do business with someone just because they promise to pay you with $2 bills? This company could be funding half the copper wire theft in town.
Okay, wait. While looking at Eagleman ( ::shudder:: ) I saw this under related links as “worst commercial”. That can’t be a real commercial, right? It’s too terrible.
Although maybe not as bad as Who Needs a Movie. That just hurt.
No way that’s real. Please tell me that’s not real. Can you imagine if those were your friends? Hey drastic_quench! What do you think of our new commercials?
Reminds me of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Oh, no, technically well done and with a memorable mascot, but we must ask ourselves for a moment - what are we doing? Sure the character is animated, but is it any less than a tragedy that we must subjugate this humanoid rabbit that is clearly sapient just because he’s “not a kid,” hell, even that isn’t logically consistent as I’m pretty sure I’ve seen adults eating the cereal in the commercial too. Have we really lowered ourselves to such a point that we have to instill the concept of not sharing with those that are different through indoctrination of children masked behind colorful characters and consumerism? No, no we must not, we shall not stshot
[[Ed: Pay no attention to this post, the poster was insane, we apologize for any inconvenience]]
This one that sound you just heard was Satan possessing your worldly vessel.
Wait, do all their links on the home page go to some sales site that looks suspiciously like World of Warcraft paid guides for anyone else? Because if you ask me it seems to be pretty sad that either they got their links page co-opted or decided to just give up and go with the weird spam-page.
Use noscript to block their page.
Click the link.
Now after you follow the link and get the script blocked message deactivate it on that page.
Get to weird site.
For some reason I could get it to redirect without step 3 with some settings, but it’s not universal.
