I am just so sick of holdiday specialsm it’s time forNEW dishusting holiday specials. Some ideas I’ve had:
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[li]Paris Hilton’s Golden Shower Christmas[/li][li]A Saddamite Chistmas featuring the Republican Guard Marching Chorale[/li][li]A Very White Christmas with David Duke[/li][li]Sing Along With the Mark Foley Boy’s Choir[/li][/ul] *
Other ideas?
I think that the Star Wars Christmas Special was pretty rank, and that one actually aired. It was viewable on YouTube a few weeks back.
It’s the Chewbacca family, featuring his wife, his annoying son and his grouchy pop! I kid you not.
Dude, but it has Bea Arthur singing! What could be more awesome? [post=7790069]As far as I’m concerned, the only canon is The Star Wars Holiday Special.[/post]
My vote for hypothetical worst holiday programme: The Manson Family Christmas Special. For the love of Og, please don’t tell the Fox network.
Stranger
Marilyn or Charles?
Never mind. It doesn’t really make a difference…
No, it does. Charles is a much better musician.
The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time, a satirical bit by John Scalzi. Personal favourites:
“A Muppet Christmas with Zbigniew Brzezinski”
“Bob & Carol & Ted & Santa”
“The Village People in Can’t Stop the Christmas Music – On Ice!” (Read the description of this one, it’s hilarious.)
The SCTV troupe did something along these lines: “A Lola Falana Christmas Special.” It’s a special by a hot female Vegas celebritry who has clearly forgotten everyhing she ever knew about Christmas. I don’t remember the particulars too well, I just remember laughing my ass off.
Never learn not to love!
Stranger on a Train:
The “Best of the VPs” Holiday Extravaganza.
Sip your yuletide grog to the joyous festivities of the Cheneys, the Gores and the Quayles. Special cameos by the Fords (hide the grog).
Warning: you have no idea how offensive these “Christmas” specials are. Not suitable for anyone. Watch with caution.
Also:
I’d pay good money to see that.
Well, you know Sam the Eagle would be all over that…
With the networks’ penchant for taking traditional Christmas Carols and constructing entire holiday specials around them (Rudolph, Frosty, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, etc.) I’d be curious to see what they could do with the (in)famous Tiny Tim offering of Santa Claus has Got the AIDS This Year.
The mind boggles.
You are a garbage dump.
Well, after a 15-month hiatus, the Japanese government suddenly* decided to hang 4 inmates on Christmas morning. There’s got to be a plot for a truly disturbed Christmas special in there somewhere.
*very suddenly. The condemned don’t know when the execution will be held until the big day actually arrives.
“All the prisoners were hung
In the gallows with care…”
Yuletide for Hitler?
That’s great. I’d love to hear The Assassination of Saint Nicholas if it really existed.
Yes, but most Japanese are Shinto or Buddist and don’t follow Christian traditions.