The bin Laden holiday special (only on FOX):
Join Osama and his friends for hijinks in Tora Bora. Bin Laden has been practising his ho ho ho to go with his own beard and a rented santa outfit as he enters the holiday spirit and delivers presents to all the chldren in the world. Sing along with updated versions of classic carrols and Xmas songs:
The Little Terrorist Boy* (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum)*
Silent Fight, Holy Fight
I saw mommy kissing Bin Laden (pre-recorded, Osama blushed too much)
(You’d better watch out, you’d better beware) Terrorists are coming to town.
[I could go on, but I’m feeling this is getting to macabre, as I was singing [to the tune of White Christmas] ‘I’m hoping for ebola fever’, I realized this was the time to stop.]