Two terrorists are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, he is a martyr.”
“You must be so proud,” says the other.
“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”
“A fine looking young man,” replies his friend.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second terrorist says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, dont they?”
Disturbingly, this is one of funniest threads I’ve read here in while.
I LOL.
I thought this was going to be a contest or something. In which case, I lost.
I know! I’m hurting myself laughing, here.
(“…they blow up so fast…” OMFG)
Awww, his dad just got him a DIY suicide bomber model* for his birthday.
Some Assembly* Required
** and Re-Assembly
Suicide Bomber’s school… The teacher has his vest strapped on, finger on the detonator, with eager students looking on… Teacher says: Pay attention. I’m only going to demonstrate this once!
I’m going to make a million dollars selling handbaskets for us to go to hell in.
#nofilter
Perhaps 'twas a spelling/grammar teacher’s?
You don’t have to go too far back in U.S. history - maybe 80-90 years, to see many scenes involving lynchings and mutilation where fathers take their children to poke at, gawk at, or even hold “souvenirs” of the lynching victim. Many of these lynchings involved African American victims, but some had no specific racial component, but represented vigilantism.
I think Josef Fritzl still takes the prize. Although, you could say his only crime as loving too much.
Every father wants to give his kid a head start.
I know I’m going to hell for laughing at this.
I’ll bring cigars, you bring beer.
And here we go, a grammar nazi shows up and sucks the life out of the thread.
Perhaps it was a Junior Mod, or a Troll. 
He’s holding Neil deGrasse Tyson?
roflmao!!!
C’mon, people - where’s the love? The dad is just trying to give the kid a head start on life.
Puns are unbecoming, and plagiarized puns even more so.