ANY rollerskating movie ever made…hey did anyone see the original Island of Dr, Moreau ( the one with Micheal York) I was a little kid, but it scared the hell outta me…
now here is a stumper for you movie trivia buffs…
BAD RONALD…can anyone tell me about it?
The prize has to go to Eraserhead, directed by David Lynch; there is no plot, very little dialogue, the thing is shot all in b/w, there is no rhyme or reason to the story and most of the soundtrack is a really annoying chainsaw-type droning. Or maybe I just didn’t get it.
It only hurts when I laugh.
but moon, you have to admit the dream where they drilled out part of his head to use as an eraser was kind of cool.
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
Really…how about ANY wrestling movie (Hulk Hogan made a few) and there was also this on called Black Eagle ( I think ) it starred Sho Kosugi who came from the Ninja movie fame…ouch exceedingly bad. Come to think of it I seem to remeber seeing that one at the drive in along with a Hulk Hogan movie…and yes I stayed to the end my date was a hotty!
What about “Mario Brothers”? I saw somewhere Dennis Hopper saying his son asked him why he would be in a movie like that. Hopper replied it was so he could get money to buy his son shoes and stuff. His son looked at him and said he didn’t need shoes that badly.
OK…
Broken Arrow
It’s one of the few movies I have never finished.
The dialog is AWFUL. It sounds as if the actors are reading off of cue cards
The scenery, special effects are so bogus its rediculus. When they are searching through the desert looking for the missle, the lighting is so bad it just LOOKS indoors, the scenes look as though they are changed by moving the same 5 rocks around the stage.
It wasn’t that exciting. I don’t see who anyone can get lost in a movie so unbelievable. There are lots of great action movies out there. They are ALL better than Broken Arrow
Jason R Remy
“And it could be safely said that at that moment, in the whole of India, no one, absolutely no one, was f^(king a goat.”
– John Irving A Son of the Circus (1994)
Sorry if I repeat any that were mentioned, but, here is my list:
Batman and Robin
Godzilla
Anaconda
Those ones may be a given. But I also wanted to scream in disgust after watching:
“Leaving Las Vegas,” and “Sling Blade.”
Adam
Actually, the worst movie of the 20th century is now in pre-production.
They are re-making DOC SAVAGE-THE MOVIE.
With AAAHHHNOLD!
“Sling Blade”??? Are you bonkers? What was wrong with that movie?
Oh God, if anything deserves MST3K treatment it’s DOC SAVAGE - THE MOVIE. My sister and I ripped that movie to shreds the time we saw it on afternoon TV.
“You’re a brick, Mona.” ting
The only movie I can think of that I wanted to walk out of was “Cool World”.
Can’t think of any other movies that are extremely bad (not much of a moviegoer, to be honest) but I hated films that promised to be steamy erotic sexfests and then showed a shirtless woman for about 15 seconds. Of course, I was 17 at the time. 
Cave Diem! Carpe Canem!
Worst:
Weekend at Bernies II (cringe moments from go to woe)
Showgirls (is it too much to ask for character development &/or consistency?)
Ace Ventura (My first look at Jim Carrey nearly turned me away from his pics for life)
Chain Reaction (?) (I think that’s what it’s called - the Van Damme one with Rodman in it. The bit where they shield themselves from an explosion with a coke vending machine on their backs could qualify as the stupidest scene of all time too)
Dumb and DUmber (walked out after 15 minutes. Dumb and the Dumbest)
The Repo Man (wierd Emilio Estevez flick I saw when I was quite young and will never see again)
And my friend and I were playing scissors, rock and paper during Broken Arrow.
And no-one’s mentioned Highlander II or III but that’s because we don’t actually acknowledge their existence - there truly can be only one)
Disagreement:
Hudson Hawk is a great movie!!! Quirky and a little silly but great fun.
My nomination is not a movie title, but a category. This is something I have always been puzzled about. I am referring to the generic (censored for TV, I assume) soft porn stuff found on , for example, the USA network at midnight. Stuff like “Star Hops” and “Hot Dog: the Movie” , and any of an infinite number of movies featuring women in swimsuits displaying T and A, and men sitting there dribbling down the front of their shirts as if they had never, ever seen any women in swimsuits, and spending the rest of the movie trying to “get some”. I don’t understand who the audience of this stuff is, 12 year old boys ? Is it like “training porn” for them? Do grown men watch this stuff, when pornography is so available for them? I find it so degrading to both men and women. None of it is funny. It’s not clever or campy. It’s just…there.
Does anyone else find this concept frightening?
My vote is for “An Awfully Big Adventure”, starring Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant. This was the movie which contained the line (imagined from a young girl in an Irish accent): “Ya know, I’m gettin’ used ta fuckin’. It’s kinda like playin’ the ukelele. After a while you get the hang of it.”
Dr. J
“Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!” -Dr. Nick Riviera
Billy Jack! Damn, it was dated before it was released. Hard to believe it was at one time one of the top 5 money making movies ever. Still, there was some good violent scenes. If I were in a fight with a bunch of rednecks, I would keep my boots on. Mad Magazine did an awsome parody of the movie.
For the record, there’s ONE reason to see Cabin Boy.
About ten or fifteen minutes into it, there’s a cameo by David Letterman. It makes it well worth your 1.95 for rental.
Armageddon.
As one reviewer put it, “Throughout the movie, what you expect to happen does. Then it explodes.”
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No, no no. The worst film of all time is
‘The Pest’ starring John Leguazamo (sp).
I considered walking out during the opening credits. Actually walked out 15 minutes later.
John Waters was doing what the Farrley brothers are doing now 20 years ago with a fat drag queen. I’m not saying I like his work (I’ve heard about Divine eating crap in Pink Flamingos…um…no thanks.) but the point is all the There’s Something About Mary hub-ub is old news.
And are we talking MST3K movies? Because I had to watch the Hercules movies in LATIN class in high school after seeing them on MST3K. You just try to keep quiet when so many insults come to mind…
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Hanover Street with Harrison Ford and some british chick. Terrible. Bad acting, filming, directing, writing and story. I couldn’t say about the music, but it certainly wasn’t memorable, good or bad.
I have to speak up in defense of Leaving Las Vegas though. The performances were strong, the direction very effective, the characters well-drawn, the writing was original. So very very well done, regardless of how morally drowning or depressing it is.
But I digress…this is the “Worst Movies” thread…eek! Back on track, back on track…
“I can never give a ‘yes’ of a ‘no.’ I don’t believe everything in life can be settled by a monosyllable” *Betty Smith