Arrgggg! It’s the sequel! ::giggle::
Have fun!
-Melin
Board-Goddess-In-Training
One violent and a few minor disagreements:
Bladerunner – it is hard to believe that this movie, on my 20 best list, would make it onto somebody else’s worst, but I guess that shows how different people are.
Showgirls, Starship Troopers, Natural Born Killers, The Net, The Rock, were all undistinguished movies, but not stunningly bad (Natural Born Killers is worth watching with your eyes closed for the sound track – Leonard Cohen!).
And now for the worst ever <drumroll>
Plenty
which must be Meryl Streep worst role ever!
Tarzan with Bo Derek - “I wonder if he’s a virgin like me.”
Any of the Alan Quartermain movies.
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
Bad as they are, they’re actually kind of enjoyable to watch. They don’t take themselves too seriously.
“Knowing others is wisdom. Knowing yourself is enlightenment.” - Lao-tzu, Chinese philosopher
Lost in space is one of those horrible movies I’d like to forget… That little whiny girl was so annoying, and everything else about it sucked too. Manos, The Hands Of Fate is certainly one of the worst movies made, does anyone have the MST3K copy? I remember seeing it, but I didn’t tape it 
SanibelMan
The MST3K version Manos is out on video. Support “Best Brains” by going out and buying it. If you can’t find it at your local video store, try Rhino. They distribute it.
I cannot believe no one has mentioned Cabin Boy! The absolute worst movie ever made bar none.
Other runner ups:
Billy Jack (walked out of this one–so stupid)
Legends of the Fall (long commercial for Brad Pitt–BORING–the scene where he made love to this woman on board a ship was so excrutiatingly stupid I almost barfed)
Ace Ventura II–my daughter made me turn this one off less than 15 minutes after we started the video. Boy, what a stupid movie.
I forget the name of the last one but it was a movie about female gunslingers with Leonardo di Caprio. A friend and I went and spent the entire time laughing at the darn thing. It is probably a cult classic by now–the way they filmed the shooting scenes reminded me of Get Smart for some stupid reason. Get Smart was better!
you mean “the quick and the dead” it also showcases Sharon Stone in a non-nude performance… we can see where her acting skills gets her!
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
GOOD WILL HUNTING BLEW the crap out of my anus.
I am so sorry for that disgusting association, but that movie was god-awful. Formulaic, predictable, dick-flick. And I saw it in New York at a press (emphasis on the JUNK)-et. My friend and I were alternately dying of laughter at the preposterousness of the movie, and moaning for it to end.
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car”
There is this movie called “Just one of the guys” about this girl who dresses up like a boy to win a journalism contest. I actually saw this movie on HBO at least ten years ago and thought it was a stinker then. I was reminded of it when they were showing it on HBO again today, and it’s still stupid.
“Cabin Boy” was on basic cable yesterday. I watched it for a grand total of five minutes before I turned it off.
They had a special today on A&E about the director Ed Wood, and they were showing scenes from that movie “Plan 9 from Outer Space.” That movie looks just as bad as everybody says it is.
Shadowfox
So good to know that my first little thread has reached more than 100 posts. wipes tear
Did any see Wing Commander? There was no meaning! If the space battles had been half as good as the Star Wars battles that might have saved it, but that was a no-go. Oh, and the ending was pointless! Chris Roberts should stick to making computer games. Those were actually really good.
“War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.”
just for the record…you should’ve called this thread “Worst Movie Ever…Part Two ELECTRIC BOOGALOO”! 
Worst movie ever; “Eating” An incredibly bad movie about spoiled rotten rich women who can’t eat without feeling guilty.
Second worst movie; “The Ice Pirates” with Robert Urich and (Somebody?) Crosby (the chick who shot JR). A bad Star Wars+Indiana Jones rip-off.
I have changed my mind on the worst movie ever. Plan 9 is truely as bad as everyone says, but I have found one worse.
Comidy Central has been showing Hairspray a lot recently, and it’s bad enough, but for some reason, my wife loves it. When Divine has two roles, it’s twice as bad! So, on a lark, I rented another Divine movie…
Pink Flamingos
This has to be the most gawd-awful piece of crap ever saved on celuloid. Acting worse than that of the average porn flick. Divine takes a crap in someones yard on camera. Two people screw (I can’t even imagine calling it “making love”) with a live chicken between them. And that’s just in the first half of the movie. I couldn’t take it any more. Even MSTing it couldn’t help. There is some kind of plot (I think) revolving around Divine being named the dirtiest person in the world, and this baby-selling couple trying to beat him/her for the title.
BTW, Man In The Iron Mask anoied the snot out of me. 4 main good characters, 4 different accents, 1 french. One of the worst directed major pictures I remember seeing.
And H.O.T.S. - typical late 70s / early 80s R-rated sex flick, staring Danny Bonneduci. Took place at a college, where these four girls set up their own kind of sorrority. I remember hearing Danny talk about that movie on a talk show. The money man behind the movie thought that a “name” like his would add instant credability to the picture!
“The large print givith, and the small print taketh away.”
Tom Waites, “Step Right Up”
Has anyone else out there seen the barf-0- rama fest in the Bo Derek flick called, " Ghosts can’t do it?" If she wasn’t married to John Derek, she’d be doing porn,
What about that awful remake of 'The Island of Dr. Moreau"? I shudder just thinking about it!!
Anyone seen “Raising Cain”??? Hands down the worst movie of all time…
Vogue, I’ve actually seen “Electric Boogaloo”. Aargh! What a memory. It reminds me of the Grand PooBah of Stupid Movies that everyone went to for my 13th birthay party: “Rollerskating, USA” or some drivel equivalent to that. Horrible!!!
…it has never been my way to bother much about things which you can’t cure.
- A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court-Mark Twain
The Pirate Movie.
nuff said.
ARRGH! The Pirate Movie! My god what a waste of film! I now dispise you for making me remember that (and I saw it in the theaters).
I have a few more to add:
Roman Holiday - I know it’s a classic, but, by god, the movie is about absolutely nothing and it took too long to say it.
Joy Sticks - teen sex romp arcade film
Savannah Smiles - a movie about kidnappers who kidnap a cute l;ittle blonde girl, and they fall in love with her and return her for free <retch>
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
Thanks for reminding me. (Or should I say, curse you for reminding me!) What I thought was ironic was that here’s a movie that’s obviously supposed to appeal to women (it’s a big, sweeping epic romance with a long-haired, shirtless Brad Pitt). And yet, virtually every female character in the film dies a horrible death by the end. It got to the point where I was saying to myself, “Here’s another romantic partner for one of the brothers. I wonder how she’s gonna die… Ah. Accidently killed by a stray bullet. How creative.”
I didn’t see it, but my wife says Meet Joe Black was the worst movie she’s ever seen. I guess Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins have some kind of anti-chemistry together.