worst (not funny) love making moment

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The funny love making post got so many comments that I thought I would start a post about the most unfunny love making stories.

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Once when I was young and my girlfriend and I didn’t really have good technique she was giving me oral pleasure and I gagged her. She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. The really sick part was that before I knew what happened it felt really good. All warm and wet! Then the burning started and I had to run to the shower.

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The first and last time I picked up a girl at a bar the following happened. I took her home and we were kissing when she bit me on the lip. I told her that hurt and not to do it again. The we got neked and she started biteing and scratching me all over. I asked her to stop. She stopped for a few minutes and the started doing it again. So I thought “I’ll show her” and I started biting her. She liked it a lot and was getting very excited. Then with all the pain and weirdness I just couldn’t go on and told her I had to stop, and that I wasn’t really into the pain thing. She started crying and got dressed and left. The next morning I got out of the shower and I was covered with bite marks and scratches.

(It the occured to me that she could say I tried to rape her and get me in big trouble. I got really worried, but nothing ever happened)

michael

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I can’t let this one drop off the first page. This is without a doubt one of the most disgusting things I have read in my time on these boards. Thanks! And uhm, I hope you’re feeling better now. I think :wink:

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Yo, I have this little feeling that no one else wants to talk about humiliation without humor…on the other hand, you will soon be quoted in my profile! (“Why would I lie to someone I don’t know and will never meet?” not exact, but I’ll still give you all the credit, and it looks better like that)

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At least you know how to wine and dine the ladies before you seduce! Did let her chase down the Boyrdee with some Colt 45 too? L

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I’ll never look at “Spaghetti-O’s” quite the same way ever again…