worst (not funny) love making moment

The funny love making post got so many comments that I thought I would start a post about the most unfunny love making stories.


Once when I was young and my girlfriend and I didn’t really have good technique she was giving me oral pleasure and I gagged her. She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. The really sick part was that before I knew what happened it felt really good. All warm and wet! Then the burning started and I had to run to the shower.


The first and last time I picked up a girl at a bar the following happened. I took her home and we were kissing when she bit me on the lip. I told her that hurt and not to do it again. The we got neked and she started biteing and scratching me all over. I asked her to stop. She stopped for a few minutes and the started doing it again. So I thought “I’ll show her” and I started biting her. She liked it a lot and was getting very excited. Then with all the pain and weirdness I just couldn’t go on and told her I had to stop, and that I wasn’t really into the pain thing. She started crying and got dressed and left. The next morning I got out of the shower and I was covered with bite marks and scratches.

(It the occured to me that she could say I tried to rape her and get me in big trouble. I got really worried, but nothing ever happened)


I can’t let this one drop off the first page. This is without a doubt one of the most disgusting things I have read in my time on these boards. Thanks! And uhm, I hope you’re feeling better now. I think :wink:

Yo, I have this little feeling that no one else wants to talk about humiliation without humor…on the other hand, you will soon be quoted in my profile! (“Why would I lie to someone I don’t know and will never meet?” not exact, but I’ll still give you all the credit, and it looks better like that)

At least you know how to wine and dine the ladies before you seduce! Did let her chase down the Boyrdee with some Colt 45 too? L

I’ll never look at “Spaghetti-O’s” quite the same way ever again…