The funny love making post got so many comments that I thought I would start a post about the most unfunny love making stories.
Once when I was young and my girlfriend and I didn’t really have good technique she was giving me oral pleasure and I gagged her. She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. The really sick part was that before I knew what happened it felt really good. All warm and wet! Then the burning started and I had to run to the shower.
The first and last time I picked up a girl at a bar the following happened. I took her home and we were kissing when she bit me on the lip. I told her that hurt and not to do it again. The we got neked and she started biteing and scratching me all over. I asked her to stop. She stopped for a few minutes and the started doing it again. So I thought “I’ll show her” and I started biting her. She liked it a lot and was getting very excited. Then with all the pain and weirdness I just couldn’t go on and told her I had to stop, and that I wasn’t really into the pain thing. She started crying and got dressed and left. The next morning I got out of the shower and I was covered with bite marks and scratches.
(It the occured to me that she could say I tried to rape her and get me in big trouble. I got really worried, but nothing ever happened)