IMHO, there is no bad time for an erection. All erections are good erections.
When on trial for a rape you didn’t commit, as your accuser is relaying her story.
Does everyone here know the story of The Pit and the Pendulum?
Also, when your sister’s hot friend is sitting in your lap on a rollercoaster. Well…technically between your legs…but you get the picture.
On the treadmill at the YMCA.
On national television.

At your grandma’s funeral, while giving the eulogy.
Fits quite well with mine, which is as a pallbearer at your grandma’s funeral.
At a nudist collony.
This isn’t a very big deal (no pun intended) unless you’re making a spectacle or nuisance of yourself.
I know of what I speak.
While demonstrating field-dressing at a hunter safety course.
Worst possible time for an erection?
Right after the Kobe earthquake … ?

At any rate, the only tidbit I remember from reading it was the commentary that, when you’ve arrived at your jr. high and high school years, it may very well happen that you’re walking down a crowded hallway, and you might brush against a pretty girl, inadvertently causing you to have an erection.
What’s the appropriate thing to do, you may ask?
You smile, and simply tell the girl, “Thank you.”
Even at twelve, I knew that had to be the creepiest possible thing to do to someone. But I think the book’s attitude was that everyone else your age would also have read the book, and would understand completely. :rolleyes:
I agree. Creepiest thing ever. My eyes did this → :eek:
It would be especially bad if she had read the book, since she would know why you were thanking her. If she hadn’t, she just might think you’re a little weird.
A while back the following doggerel came to me (as it were) I’ve never been able to flesh it out beyond the few lines…
I am inappropriately horny.
and unaccountably hard.
I know there’s more in there someplace…
While doing the 100 M backstroke of an Olympics.
Doctor’s office when asked to turn and cough.
Trust me, we’re used to it. Happens a lot. We even had a female only lecture in med school about how to handle (or not handle) it. Suffice it to say, the tips weren’t much help. There is NO right answer.
yes, IAA(female)D.