Don’t put it in a top hat?
Don’t cook it in a wok?
Don’t sacrifice it on an altar?
Needs switches shoving
Pre arrows specifying
Orention shoving.
Tad disport of time
Till the cowcomes home wield toys
Throagh of peril.
Winding finger have
Prythee no sport with stingy
Play asperity.
What, you can’t hit someone in the face with a toy?
Exactly. What else would you do with it?
Exactly! Toys come in two flavors: Those that fit in registers, or toilets, and those you use for hitting your siblings with.
I think the last one is “don’t wrap the cord around your neck,” which makes a certain amount of sense, really.
This reminded me of Uncyclopedia’s VCR Manual Instructions.
“Tad Disport” and “Bilge Dasto” sound like they should be Star Wars characters.
Pack it up time with bold toy pate? Is that some sort of meal?
Prythee, no sport with stingy!
Prop man not go ceiling fan do own thing.
Prop man have fun joy with eletric screw.
Run DC small pen size in back by hooker clip to rest of ten.
Was that last one porn?
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Disturbingly, this reminds me of the Hello Kitty haiku thread.
Needing of assistance? Bilge Dasto proper fighter! Report enemies- anihlate! Also repair.
You haven’t been around toddlers much, if you think toys aren’t for hitting people.
The last icon is either “Do not drop toy onto floor” or “Do not place toy on a digital scale.”
Man, with this toy you’ll be tootling your horn and taking advantage of the chambermaid in no time.
So, all this time I thought I was getting random spam, they were really safety instructions?! :eek:
Now, what am I to do? I don’t know if I’m safe or not.
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You left out the 1000 monkeys at typewriters.
Thank you, I feel much safer now.
You’re welcome.
In real life, I write instruction manuals for a living, including the quick-start guides with lots of pictures that are the first thing the customer sees upon opening the box.
Relax. You’re in the hands of a professional. 