Dude…Dude…duuuuuude looks like a lady…
The theme from Gilligan’s Island and/or The Brady Brunch.
“Having My Baby” was the first thing that popped into my head. I have no idea why. Was that Paul Anka?
Daddy’s Little Girl
Kermit singing “Lydia the Tattooed Lady” might work…with the right stripper.
I nominate pretty much anything from the O Brother soundtrack (with the exception, of course, of “Didn’t Leave Nobody but the Baby.” Yow).
Also Rasputina’s “The Donner Party.”
The Bridal March. :eek:
There isn’t enough therapy available in the Northern Hemisphere to help someone twisted enough to pole-dance to that song (or to anyone who’d drink beer and hoot/holler at someone stripping to it).
“goin’ to the chapel, and we’re. . .gonna get mair-air-air-eed”
“Love & Marriage”
“Skid Row”
Followed by “Ooops, I Did It Again.”
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
Muskrat Love
Ben (Michael Jackson)
Alone Again (Naturally)
Vincent
Sabre Dance
Notre Dame Victory March
Psycho theme
La Marseillaise
Deutschland Uber Alles
Rule Britannia
Taps.
WOOLIE BULLY (Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs)
Oh man, I searched but just back a year. I see my memory’s no good to '04 either. That’s kinda scary. Sorry!
Well, in “Exotica” there’s a stripper who dances to Leonard Cohen’s “Everybody Knows” which I thought would be awful … and it kinda is. She’s not a very good dancer anyway.
“Dress Rehearsal Rag” by Leonard Cohen, however, would be even worse.
“Avalanche” by Leonard Cohen would also suck.
“Tubular Bells” by Michael Oldfield
“Timothy” by The Buoys
“Dominique” by The Singing Nun
“Revolution #9” by The Beatles
anything by Yoko Ono
William Shatner’s version of “Rocket Man”
I actually did see a stripper perform once to “Zombie” by the Cranberries, back when that song was getting airplay. I honestly can’t think of a more inappropriate song to strip to.
I once actually saw someone dance to Ave Satani (or however it is spelled), that creepy music from the Omen and often used in trailers for other freaky films. It was the DJ, not the dancer’s choice. Not sure what he was trying to say.
Teddy Bears Picnic.
Brian Eno: Music for Airports.
Suzanne Vega - Luka
Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon
Ted Nugent - Fred Bear
Janis Ian - Seventeen
Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed
U2 - *Sunday Bloody Sunday *
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Nirvana - Rape Me
Any Christian rock
Any “womyn’s” folk music
… and finally …
Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
well, if it’s a straight club this one(gay bar, electric six) would be rather odd…
Then again, When The Tigers Broke Free would provide, well, very little, opportunity for any kind of dancing.