I’m pretty sure nothing by Hap Palmer or Raffi would work for stripping…
“From a distance” by Bette Midler would be fairly uncomfortable.
“God is watching us, God is watching…” :eek:
The Beer Barrel Polka
Gregorian chants
The works of John Cage
Thus Spoke Zarathustra is doable, but only if the stripper has the goods to justify it.
That one really depends on what club your at. At the one I went to this weekend, it would have been entirely appropriate.
Hello Darkness, my old frieeeeend…
What about William Hung?
Miller, if a gal comes out to Thus Spake Zarathustra, she better be the hottest thing on two legs or on hands and knees.
Or Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner…
“The ocean doesn’t want me today” Tom Waits. (Although, “Step right up” might work…)
“Harry’s Circumcision” Lou Reed. (Call me kooky, but I’d steer clear of any song about attempted suicide and self-castration.)
“I like big tits” Joe Walsh. (Crude even for a stripper. A male stripper might get some irony mileage out of it though)
“Cold Ethyl” Alice Cooper. (See comments on Harry’s Circumcision and substitute necrophilia for self-castration.)
“Achy-Breaky Heart” Billy Ray Cyrus. (This song is on an endless loop in the deepest bowels of hell!)
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying - Bloodhound Gang
It may not have much of a beat, but isn’t that what “Lydia, the Tattooed Lady” is all about?
To answer the OP - How’s about The Dixie Chicks’ “Earl’s Gotta Die”?
“Timothy” by the Buoys
“Papa Don’t Preach” by Madonna
On preview: Dammit, already beaten for two of my comments. Dammit. :mad:
ETA: Larry Borgia, have you seen/heard any of the other versions of Old Time Religion?
Let us worship Aphrodite
Let us worship Aphrodite
She wears that see-thru nightie
And it’s good enough for me!
Tears in Heaven
Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)
“Dust in the Wind”- Kansas
“Sheep”- Pink Floyd
And the band played Waltzing Matilda…
Moved from IMHO to CS.
The Eric Idle/Rick Moranis flick Splitting Heirs includes a scene of a stripper dancing to an awesomely sleazed-out version of “Here Comes the Bride.”
King Crimson doesn’t seem to get much play in the strip clubs. Somehow, “Court of the Crimson King” and “Epitath” probably wouldn’t go over too well. In fact, most prog-rock acts would likely be a misfit in the strip joints.
The disco-ized version of the Star Wars theme might work, but not the orchestral version.
“Having my baby”
Another movie reference: the strip club scene in Buffalo '66 is set to “Heart of the Sunrise” by Yes. (King Crimson’s “Moonchild” also appears elsewhere in the film.)
Butterfly Kisses
hee hee! Daddy’s little girl indeed!
The MAS*H theme song.
“Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen.
Might work at a nudist camp though.