For male strippers:-
“Not Big” - Lily Allen
“let’s turn back time to when you couldn’t get it up”
Oh great. “Honey, I Sleazed Out Our Wedding” :eek: 
Kumbaya
The Star Spangled Banner
God Bless America
Ave Maria
I watch a German stripper peal to the Theme Song from Love Story.
Haktikvah
We Are Climbing Jacob’s Ladder—Bernice Johnson Reagon
Strange Fruit—Billie Holiday
Gortoz a Ran—Denez Prigent
The full theme song to the new series of Doctor Who
Mary Fahl’s The Dawning of the Day
Hoist the Colours
Judy Garland’s Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Vorwarts, Vorwarts
Anything in Simlish
I Wanted You to Know—Brooke Ramel
Another Muppet hit—We’ll Be Together on Christmas
God Moving Over the Face of The Waters—Moby
Eh? Eh?
I came in to nominate that one.
And add “No Man’s Land” (AKA “The Green Fields of France”) and the old ballad “Little Musgrave”, in which a one-night stand goes badly awry.
I’ve got a Methodist hymnal here that’s full of possibilities, including ghastly-pun possibilities. “Come, Thou Almighty King”, anyone?
Flight of the Bumblebee
Tomorrow, from the musical Annie
Nadia’s Theme,— mighta been done when in it’s heyday, though
The Wall Pink Floyd
Theme song from The Simpson’s
Itsy Bitsy Spider
California Uber Alles— Though, a talented gal might could have some fun
with the "Ooooohhhh BbbbRA-LESS alliteration
I’ll admit I haven’t read Interrobang’s link cuz it was long.
Where’s Indygrrl for an experienced answer?
“Lola” by The Kinks
Well, I felt like I wasn’t doing Interrobang’s original thread justice, so read it. Happily, I didn’t duplicate anything there.
But Lieu,Honey, you posted to that thread. You just must need a Dap Lance (Bizzarro Stripper Music version), something awful. Nothin’ wrong with that; it’s such a great thread idea, and there have been so many fine suggestions here; so well- worth reviving it.
But, make yourself comfortable, Lieu, and relax: the DJ is cueing up “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” for your pleasure.
“Hurt” - either version (NIN or Johnny Cash)
“Bloody Sunday” - U2
The first movement of Beethoven’s Fifth symphony
Anything from Bach’s St Mathew’s Passion
Ummm, I really disagree here.
The Horst Wessel Lied.
Regards,
Shodan
Well, a scat show would appeal to some …
“Seasons in the Sun” by Terry Jacks.
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.
I know John Cage was mentioned, but does 4:33 count?
Anything by KMFDM.
The Cantina Band theme from Star Wars.
And the one time I went to strip club, that’s what they were playing.
Doot-da-doot-da-doot-da-doot. . . .
Honey by Bobby Goldsborough.
This thread can now be closed.
Uh, yep, racer, have to say that you are right on time with that:Honey lyrics - BOBBY GOLDSBORO
“Honey” is the Holy Grail of bad songs. It’s been well-hidden to this date. Now that you have unleashed it’s Holy Terror, hope you have the Huevos to deal with that kinda Karma.
“And see the tree how big it’s grown
But friend it hasn’t been too long
It wasn’t big
And I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig”
Refute, “Honey”, Go ahead. Bring a barf bag, and swelter in the heat until ya
watch the tree grow and see the people under it, too.
I see somebody beat me to posting Butterfly Kisses.
I would nominate the theme song of any animated TV series. It might work, however, if an anime convention was in town and the stripper was dressed like Sailor Moon or something.
Other bad songs for stripping:
With Arms Wide Open by Creed
Luka by Suzanne Vega
Date Rape by Sublime
Dear Mama by 2pac