Elliott Smith – “Needle in the Hay”
Chicago – “Fight for Your Honor”
The Clancy Brothers – “The Foggy Dew”
The Eagles – “Desperado”
Neil Diamond – “Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show”
Patsy Cline – “Just a Closer Walk With Thee”
The Smiths – “Asleep”
Tori Amos – “Me and a Gun”
I have to disagree on this one.
hmmmmmm… Disco Beethoven…
That’s pretty bad, but speaking of people and trees, I think Ranchoth’s suggestion of “Strange Fruit” trumps it. Naked women and that song go together like motor oil and backgammon.
(And just to be clear, I’m not peeved that this idea’s being done again – it’s a fun topic.)
Al Stewart - Roads to Moscow
Maybe not the worse, but I have a Stripper Polka fantasy to the tune of Weird Al’s “MY Bologna”. Accordion music really turns me on.
A certain song by John Lennon.
♪ We make them paint their face and dance ♫
Long ago, I watched a c-grade dancer grinding to Who’s That Lady and Three Times A Lady. She apparently didn’t know TTAL was written about the composer’s grandmother. I still cringe when I hear either one of those songs. :eek:
Actually that song one of Peter Cetera’s solo works, and the correct name is “Glory of Love”. It’s off the Karate Kid 2 soundtrack.
Which reminds me, can anyone even consider stripping to Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting”?
Watching Scotty Grow.
Oh, I know the worst…
Desperado by The Eagles. That would kill my lust pretty quickly.
“MacArthur Park”
The Crying Game
“Is That All There Is?” by Peggy Lee
“Another Man Done Gone” by Johnny Cash
“Wichita Lineman”. The disconnect between lyric and action would be, errr,… disconcerting.
mm
On the other hand, can you think of another way to make “MacArthur Park” listenable?
The song that popped into my head when I first read the op was “Spreading the Disease” by Queensryche.
Although perhaps the music without those lyrics would be pretty cool to strip to.
I guess. I mean, you know, for someone who did that.
That’s what I was thinking.
Any song from the soundtrack to The Sound Of Music - “Climb Every Mountain”, “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria”, “Edelweiss”…
Simon and Garfunkel in general sounds like it wouldn’t be too adequate… but maybe I need more imagination.
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant
(that’d need a stripper with stayin’ power)
I would pay good money to see a strip version of the Chicken Dance.
God Bless the USA (particularly because of the 9/11 association)