Worst things you've seen people do...in CHURCH!

OK, three things-

First, my dad had a habit of popping Certs into his mouth all the time, included the middle of Mass.

Once at camp, one of the real schmucks at the camp received Communion “because he was hungry.”

Once, me and the parents were in Mass. My dad has a bad back, so when it came time to sit down, he braced himself by pulling on the pew in front of us. It promptly tilted back about 4 inches off the ground. Me and my mom laughed pretty much the rest of the Mass.

And, I was also an altar boy. I was serving a funeral for the husband of a woman who helped out often at the school, keeping an eye on us little bastards in the schoolyard and such. We were seated on the altar and the preist’s seat was a few feet in front of us. As the priest goes to sit, he slips, and he ends up clumsily slumping into the seat, moving it about a foot back. Not all that funny in itself, but we were on the altar during a funeral, and as we all know, it’s always hardest not to laugh when you absolutely can’t laugh. We failed that test.

FTR, I still see the deceased’s widow and she seems to have no hard freelings, Thank God.

Maybe I’m missing something here, but why even bring your mobile electronics to church? What, you might get an important page while walking from your car to the sanctuary? Since nobody intends to answer it anyway, what’s the dilly-o?

occ - I have a feeling that most people forget that they have them with them or turned on. Cell phones and pagers have become so much a part of many people’s lives that they forget about them. Like putting on your shoes, you stick your phone in your pocket.

StG

Not a personal experience, but in view of the “we frown on displays of affection” comments that have been made:

One of our favorite priests once told us of an incident while she was growing up. She thought herself deeply in love with her boyfriend of the time, who went to the same church, and they would sit together and snuggle during services.

One old biddy came up to them after one such Sunday and said: “I’ll have you know this is a church! There’s no place for love here!” :rolleyes: