Would it be weird to loan...er, this genre of movie to a friend?

[Anastasaeon]

@Anaamika

Yes! Quick! Shift all the embarrasment over there!

::points and laughs at Anastasaeon::

Wait…she stuck up for me. Perhaps this is ill-advised?

I’ll take a bullet for ya, toots.

I love porn.
I read all pornographic threads and anything remotely related to sex.
I slip up and make naughty-sounding mistakes when I don’t mean to.
I love sex.
I managed to confuse** CynicalGabe ** with CandidGamera.
Ohhhhhh, the humanity! I shall never leave the house again!

drumroll Here it comes, the grand finale:

Penis ensues.

(Why am I starting to feel like Bart and his “I didn’t do it” line?)

[Anaamika]

@Anastasaeon

I’ll take a bullet for ya, toots.

(Why am I starting to feel like Bart and his “I didn’t do it” line?)

Well…other than confusing those two, I’m with you on everything else.

Thanks again.

[archmichael]

@Anastasaeon

Archmichael, was the pot/kettle comment directed at me? Because I meant not to offend you in any way (hence the wink - and someone had to stick up for Anaamika, who was getting pretty red there, for a while!).
I don’t deny reading all sex threads, I thought I was always pretty open about how I’m pretty much a (monogamous) nympho. I read 'em all. Never implied otherwise.

Nah. That was directed at myself. I know I participate in my fair share of sex threads. To borrow a phrase from Dave Chappelle, I have a sex drive that would make Michael Douglas seem gay, and it probably shows in my posts.

I do find it funny that Anaamika had to look up Aishwarya Rai, but didn’t have to look up bukkake. :eek:

[Anaamika]

@archmichael

I do find it funny that Anaamika had to look up Aishwarya Rai, but didn’t have to look up bukkake. :eek:

:smack:

Wow, this foot tastes good.

And, I’m Indian, too. :eek:

[Zebra]

@Anastasaeon

I’ll take a bullet for ya, toots.

Now we’re talking about some intersting porn.

[CandidGamera]

@Anastasaeon

Let’s add that to Doper Names I Mix Up. I meant Gamera. CandidGamera. :smack:
Tell me I got it right this time…

“That’s right. The name’s Gamera. CandidGamera.” /SeanConnery.

[devilsknew]

Thank you so much for this thread, Anaamika. I have a desiporn fetish and am a voyeur.
WOOOHHOOOO!
I’m masturbating like a Mother**cker!!!

[Anaamika]

@devilsknew

Thank you so much for this thread, Anaamika. I have a desiporn fetish and am a voyeur.
WOOOHHOOOO!
I’m masturbating like a Mother**cker!!!

Er…glad to oblige.

[Kent_Clark]

@Otto

c) the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

Ah gee. That’s my favorite kind!

[taxi78cab]

@Anaamika

It’s not guy on guy, for sure.

Mmmm… guy on guy porn… Now I know what I can do tonight!

I love sex threads.

[harmless]

All I got to say on the subject is make sure you get your pornies back. :mad:

[ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]

@CandidGamera

But, truth be told, I’d had him pegged

Hee Hee! Did CandidGamera inadvertantly also guess the sub-genre??

[Giraffe]

Genre guesses:

1. Double penetration
2. Triple penetration
3. No penetration whatsoever, just dozens of men taking turns running up to women, waving their wangers at them while yelling “ooga booga!” and then running away.

If it’s #3 I’ve got some great videos for you, by the way. “Wanger Wavers 2: Electric Ooga Boo!” is excellent.

[hajario]

In the age of DVDs, this is much easier. You had to be sure to rewind back in the VHS days. If you sent a tape that wasn’t rewound, your friend would know the exact moment that you stopped watching the tape and therefore the exact scene that put you over the top.

Haj

[harmless]

But then you don’t know how the flick ended!

[Anaamika]

@Giraffe

Genre guesses:

1. Double penetration
2. Triple penetration
3. No penetration whatsoever, just dozens of men taking turns running up to women, waving their wangers at them while yelling “ooga booga!” and then running away.

If it’s #3 I’ve got some great videos for you, by the way. “Wanger Wavers 2: Electric Ooga Boo!” is excellent.

1. No
2. No
3. No…and huh?

[OtakuLoki]

Anaamika, I don’t see anything icky about sharing a vid even if it is porn, with a friend. (Unless it’s a spanking vid, then I’m just upset that someone else got on the sharing list first. )

@CandidGamera

I’d imagine one would have to go through some pretty impressive contortions to befoul a movie in its appropriate playback device.

(“She’s my sex-box, and her name is Sony!” /FamilyGuy)

Don’t be so sure of that, Candid Gamera.

I also read the slush pile at the Darwin Awards site regularly, and collect the stories of a certain kind of accident - FBIP. This is where a male has a foreign body in his wedding tackle, and needs help getting it out. I’m not sure why the topic fascinates me (as well as making me cringe), but there’s a good deal of stories of that nature and similar stuff on their message board. And so, here’s what I thought of when you assured Anaamika that there was no potential for ickiness. Obviously this story is a friend of a friend of a poster type thing, so it may not be accurate, but it is painfully amusing.

[spoiler]"This story is from my boyfriend who was at the party concerned, and the subsequent visit to the A & E department.(He could provide names, dates, etc, but I’m sure his mate wouldnt want to admit this to anyone). As his parents were away on holiday at the time (I will call him John) John decided to throw a party for his university mates. After consuming several beers John announced “I wonder if it would get me off if I stuck my Nob in the Video recorder and pressed fast forward…” and promptly did so, despite everyone elses warnings not to…

The house soon emptied of all but his closest friends as his screams filled the air. His penis had indeed gone into the video and he couldnt pull it out. He was taken to Bournemouth Hospital A&E department, where he had to sit, trousers around ankles, video carefully held in place, waiting to be seen by the rather amused nurses. The video had to be carefully unscrewed, where it was discovered Johns foreskin had been wrapped around the recording heads of the machine and stretched quite a long way into the mechanics. The only way to free him was to perform a circumcision there and then. The sheepish John later returned home, and put the video back together, hoping his parents wouldnt notice on their return a few days later. That day arrived, and my boyfriend was asked to go around by John, no doubt looking for a little moral support…when it was announced that they had taken a home video of their holiday and would like to show everyone. The tape was placed into the machine, which of course wouldnt work…but my boyfriend had to make a quick exit when Johns dad exclaimed “well thats the video f**ked then…” "[/spoiler]

[Telperien]

I need friends who will send me porn. The one friend I have that has a lot of porn (that I know of) has tastes somewhat different from mine. He has offered to loan me some.

[Omniscient]

Genre guess #2!

How about Hentai?

[Nava]

@Incubus

Color me naive/ignorant, but I didn’t know there were women who enjoyed porn videos on the same level as men do. I had always thought it didn’t do anything for women, or it was novelty factor for them (my friend’s female roomate can sit through a porn video but she’s giggling constantly through the whole thing. Even when she’s watching it alone.)

The only reason I don’t giggle during real sex is that it turns men off. They think you’re laughing at them. Not only do I find sex funny, but I’m ticklish as all heck!
Aanamika, it kind of reminds me of when I was 15 and we’d loan each other teen mags. Their purpose wasn’t that much different from porn, they just showed less skin But nobody would even think of asking whether loaning each other teen mags is inappropiate. Sometimes we just make too much of a fuss about sex, if you ask me.