“There are a lot of unfounded rumors out there,” the JAQer says, “and I’m just doing my part to keep them alive.”
You guys are going to have split the thread, because I think it’s a tie!
Fuck’s sake. *Watch *the show before you talk out your ass, willya?
I think you’re not always a troll, but often are.
I think there’s a much greater chance that Hillary is asexual rather than being a lesbian. Simply put her career is vastly more important to her than any relationship or sexual satisfaction. You need to be married to ensure success as a politician so she is, thats just pragmatic. But it’s no ones business except her and Bills.
Really makes zero difference to me. Non-issue, non-factor.
Nitpick–Gennifer Flowers. If you’re going to waste our time JAQ-ing off to Bill’s former GFs, at least spell their names right.
It didn’t help the rumors when the Hillary e-mails had Huma calling her beautiful and talking about eating mangoes together.
That’s a lot to ask from someone who had two obvious spelling/grammar mistakes within the first three words of the first sentence of his OP.
If being gay was the only thing in her closet, I don’t think it would hurt much if The Donald gets the Republican nomination. If she completely emptied her closet, well … I’d say The Donald wins the election by a landslide against the Vermont Pink-O Socialist.
He knew she was going to get that ambassador killed, and hide her e-mails about it (after they got invented, of course), and was going to blackmail her about it. She *had *to kill him. You’d do the same, right?
I think this is more along the lines of: She’s got the women vote, lesbians are women, therefore HIllary’s a lesbian.
She’s also got the Latino vote, so she must be Latino too. :rolleyes:
In all fairness, Google Hillary Clinton nude and look at the image page. I mean, if he must fap that is.
It’s tough to see you in such pain, Urbanredneck.
No it isn’t. 
We could nominate Harvey Fierstein with Rue Paul as Vice-President and still beat Donald in a landslide.
There’s no doubt that the Little Nemo and bobot posts were quite excellent. But surely this El Kabong effort must also be in the running:
Well done, sir!
(I really should come into the Pit more often; good stuff!)
It would destroy her, but the official reason wouldn’t be because of being a lesbian. It would be because she’s been living a lie and deceiving the American people with her hetero marriage all this time, etc. Although I could see even some gay people being upset about that aspect, if she was compromising who she was for the sake of ‘appearances’ and political gain.
Also, OP, you should really learn the difference between there/their/they’re. I wouldn’t even mention it except I recall seeing people call you out for the exact same thing in past threads, which makes me think it’s not just carelessness but that you really don’t understand the difference.
There’s a long list of things the OP doesn’t understand. The English language is just going to have to get in line.
Just because he used “their” and “alot” in the first sentence?