God, how I hate tri-mouths.
That was cold, Ethilrist. Real cold.
I’ve got my eye on you.
Wait. Why am I using one of those lousy “binoc” smilies. This board needs some tri-op smilies.
The advantage of being a triop is that I read all three threads at once.
Slight hijack: Good news for fellow triops. I found that Lane Bryant has an excellent selection of eyewear in their “Plus Eyes” collection.
Dad-blamed uni-orbs. Go soak your monocle.
Is Blinky portrayed in a positive light? I’m looking for a namesake for Triop Pride Week.
When come back, bring pie
When come back, bring eye!
Look! I’m a cyclops! :smack:
You’ll put your eye out if you keep that up.
So I take it your favorite band is Third Eye Blind?
or perhaps your greatest fear?
Well, as somone who has four eyes, we’re always portrayed as nerds, geeks, and weaklings, but you don’t see ME complaining about it, do you? 
Yeah, he was cool.
The guy with all the arms, though – now there’s a freak.
People keep saying that music doesn’t inspire violence, etc., and then you get a band name like this. It’s enough to make me weep from all three eyes.
Hey, eye, eye, eye, I like you very much
Hey, Eye, Eye, Eye, I think you’re grand.
“Okay, sonny – I’ll keep an eye out for you!” (Punchline to one of the more disgusting stories I’ve ever heard.)
As it happens, I’m writing a novel about a cyclops.
In the land of one-eyed men, Pucky Schumer is a freakin’ emperor! 
But at least he was never caught off guard–
–because four-armed is forewarned…
So, Pucky, wanna play Tri-Ominoes?
I could sooooo take this out of context for a sig.