Would you call this young woman two-face?

Today’s story is about APRIL, age 20, living on her own and working like a demon to put herself through college. The above might make it seem that April has no parental support whatsoever, which is not entirely true. Oh, her mother is a disaster (the less said there the better), But she does have a father who absolutely adores her and is adored by her in turn. But April only met the well-to-do AUGUST when she was 19 after tracking him down (the aforementioned disaster had never told him he had a child nor identified him to April), and while he has offered to support her while she is in college, she doesn’t want him or anyone else thinking that she sought him out for mercenary reasons. The biggest argument the two of them have ever had was when he offered to give her a sinecure at one of the several fine dining restaurants he owns to save her from waitressing,a notion that offended her pride Eventually the two of them compromised in that she agreed to take the server job there she already had and not to fight with him when he gave her lavish tips when he himself ate there, and in turn he promised not to reveal it to the staff that he was her daddy.

Among April’s coworkers at this restaurant are MAY and JUNE, two girls about her age, both equally as cute as she is (very) and exactly as straight as she is (hardly at all). April knew May before getting this job and has had a crush on her since they became coworkers, but has never acted on it partly on the advice of her father; August advised her that getting romantically involved with a coworker is always a dicey proposition, and that if she wants even a one-night-stand with May, she should wait until one of them has a job elsewhere. But the two of them are quite close friends and Maye is unique in knowing that April is the owner’s daughter.

Despite one drunken night kiss,June is not a temptation for April. This is because of the huge clash in their work ethics: rigorous in April’s case, all-but-nonexistent in June’s. During the months they have worked together, April & May have spent many hours cleaning up after June and complaining about her fuckwit ways to one another. May believe that June uses her cuteness to manipulate the mail restaurant manager and is not shy about saying so to June or to others. April rather agrees but never says so to anyone but May. In particular, she never mentions June by name to her father, although they often talk about her work week during their frequent dinners. It is not wet April doubts that August would fire June if she requested that she do so; it is that she is very sure that he WOULD, and that she is not comfortable exerting influence in that way. The most she will ever say is that there is one of her coworkers who makes everyone else’s lives harder. Hearing her stories and confident in her probity, August could only tell April that, since she didn’t feel comfortable sharing that co-worker’s name with him, she needed to be unfailingly civil but no more with that person and to make double-sure she did her own job in an impeccable fashion. April follow this advice, sharing it with May.

In the fullness of time, two things happen to alleviate April’s girl trouble. First off, she gets another job that allows her to leave her father’s employ. Shortly before this, June also gets work not simply in another restaurant but in another city, so the last week of April’s employment at the restaurant are blessedly free of her nemesis. Those are seven very good days. On the eighth, when she and May are officially no longer coworkers, April invites her on a romantic date. Surprisingly, May demurs.

“Not going to happen, sorry”, May says with her usual bluntness. “You know I think you’re cool in most ways, and you’re definitely hot. But I can’t be with you THAT way because… I kind of hate to say this… I don’t really trust you. You’re two-faced. I know you don’t think you are, but that’s how it seems to me. You kept your relationship with August a secret from everybody but me. If you don’t want your co-workers knowing that your daddy is there boss, the solution is to work someplace the hell else. More than that: You utterly despise June — and I feel the same way, don’t misunderstand me — but are all sickly-sweet to her face. And you refused to get your daddy to fire June, even though you know better than anybody that her presence made the rest of our lives both difficult and miserable. That is what really pisses me off, sweetie, and that is why you and I can never be more than friends.”

Does may have a point? Is April two-faced?

Nope. May is full of shit.

You made this story up, it’s not real, at best it’s a hypothetical, but really I think you lie. :smiley:
No, she’s not two-faced for wanting to keep her private stuff private, whether that’s salary, criminal history, personal/family issues, or the fact that you’re related to the boss because if people knew that they might treat you differently.

Still legally blind. Whatever emoji you appended to the end of your first paragraph is something neither the iPad nor the iPhone will read, so I’m not sure how serious it is.

I’m going to release the polar bears anyway.

So . . . yes, this is another one of your hypotheticals.

The Kodiak bears will explain to you that all Reimer threads in IMHO should be assumed hypothetical unless explicitly said otherwise.

I would instruct them to be gentle, but come on. They are goddamn Kodiak bears.

May appears to be in no position to criticize April. Yes, April concealed her relationship with her employer and she didn’t rat out June. But, while not fully honest, those are at least based on principles.

May, on the other hand, never said any of this to April when they worked together. Going beyond that, she appears to have led April on if April believed there was the possibility of romance between them. May was deceitful to April while April appears to have been honest to May. And I don’t see any principled motives to justify May’s dishonesty.

Oh, look, another Skald hypothetical with a plucky, hardworking, attractive, lesbian, and let’s not forget smoking hot protagonist, the lesbian supporting characters who are of course equally smoking hot, although their looks have absolutely nothing to do with the question that was asked, and character beats and dialogue that makes the whole thing read like a bad screenplay.

Oh, sorry. I forgot to answer the question. I think April is a total two faced slut who deserves to be in the middle of some gang rapey abuse porn scenario (I’m sorry. Does me bringing this up with little context and no warning make you uncomfortable? I thought it was fine, because Skald does it all the time and he has quite the fan club) and totally deserved for the smoking hot lesbian coworker to reject her.

Sorry, I got carried away. Yes, May has a point. April is two fac…hey, I see what you did there! With the names, they’re like the same as the months! So clever. Bravo, sir.

Hmm. I hadn’t thought of May’s behavior as deceitful, just overly harsh. I don’t think you have an obligation to answer questions that are not asked in the romantic realm. It’s easy for me to envision someone deciding that a person would be a suitable friend but not a suitable loveer. And when that person doesn’t make a move for a long time, the person making the judgment can easily decide to let sleeping dogs lie without being dishonest.

But I could be wrong. Abba wrong 6412 times since breakfast. And that isn’t even counting the fact that there was great jelly on my sausage biscuit.

I wouldn’t call May two-faced, but I think April dodged a bullet. May’s got some really strange needs.

April didn’t do anything wrong.

No, and May is going to have a difficult life if she doesn’t master the general concept of “you are under no obligation to say everything you think to everybody all the time.”

Shouldn’t the two-faced one be named January?

No, April isn’t two-faced.

expectopatronum, if you have a problem with the OP, take it to the Pit. If you think the hypothetical is stupid, don’t participate.

No warning issued, but I’d recommend leaving this thread since you find apparently both the OP, himself, and the topic distasteful.

Quite the threadshit, there. Don’t do this again.

If you wish to express your enthusiasm for the OP, please take it to the Pit.

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This is pretty much what I was thinking - April has mastered the concept of discretion at a very young age, and May should maybe look into that.

How many of us act nice to a co-worker we don’t like because we realize it’s a game you have to play if you want to stay employed? All of us? And using influence to get someone else fired? I wouldn’t (and haven’t been) very comfortable with that, either.

Where’s that goddamned “love” button?

I would like some blueberry pie, please.

And I don’t think April is two-faced. Her father could have asked directly who was the problem worker; he never did.

I wouldn’t call this two-faced … but I do think April had the familiar responsibility to inform her father of the problems within his business … perhaps we could call April disloyal and certainly May should flee, January is the hottest of the lot of them and she just propositioned young May …

I hope I don’t get modded for calling the OP a micro-phallused bastard … honest, I don’t know what that means …