Not really related… but I have a Jesus action figure. I put it on my bookshelf and I sometimes move him into different odd positions.
To quote the unflappable Homer Jay…
“…MMMMmmmmm, sacralicious!”
No, I wouldn’t eat something made in the shape of someone I knew.
Does he have large nails through his hands and feet? Because I really don’t like eating nails. And loin cloths stick in my teeth, so I’d like to avoid them as well.
Could I just go for the chocolate Mary? And a little St. Andrew’s cross made out of Butterfingers bars?
Saint Peter, did you get all of that, or should I write more slowly?
Is that the one with wheels on it for the “walk on water” effect?
Sure, especially if it was a chocolate Buddy Christ.
I ate one one once, and three days later it was back–better than ever, even!
Yep, the Risen, Glorified Chocolate Jesus.
That sounds wrong in a horrific number of ways.
A little against that “graven image” clause, but I didn’t make it…
But Yep, I’d eat it. It’s chocolate!
Originally posted by gex gex:
My monitor is now splattered with soda, damn you!
(I think that’s the first time that’s ever happened to me, so be honored.). 
I think that’s about worshipping them, not eating them. Eating them is okay.
Now, chocolate Jesus s’mores… that would be just wrong…
Damn you! I was totally gonna say something like that!
What Would Jesus Do for a chocolate-caramel-ass-boil-bar?
Someone gave my aunt an entire nativity scene made from white chocolate, she proudly displayed in on the coffee table…probably a bad idea if you have a dog at about that level…he devoured the entire thing, which made him gravely ill…but he pulled through…must have been eating all of those holy figures, eh? I was planning on consuming the baby Jesus, but the damn dog beat me to it…
Margo
I don’t care what shape it is, if it is chocolate, I will eat it.
“You got Jesus in my peanut butter!”
“You got peanut butter on my Jesus!”
Not if you used Billy Graham crackers…
I would if it was my own personal chocolate Jesus.
Another one:
“There’s no wrong way, to eat a Jesus.”
<Futurama>Sweet Chocolate Jesus!</Futurama>
Chocolate Jesuses (Jesii?) could do wonders for the Catholic Church’s popularity. “This is my body. Take, eat…” indeed!
I wouldn’t hesitate to eat a chocolate Jesus…but then I’m not remotely Christian.