I would hit Pinata-Madd Maxx. Especially if it was filled with Starburst and there was a Lionel Ritchie song in the background.
Is it just me or is this in fact utterly incomprehensible?
Don’t they call it an 
effigy?
Dare I ask what Lionel Ritchie has to do with this?
Uvula Donor, I was amused.
I’d have no problem with this. And I wouldn’t have a problem hitting anyone ELSE’S likeness, so it’s odd to me that if the coworker in question doesn’t care…someone else would.
Recent, and funny, commercial for Starburst.
Think of the unveiling of the bust in the video for “Hello.” Then turn the artist into a high school male, the subject into a high school female. Turn the clay into Starbursts. And turn the “creepy” meter way up.
Would I hit a pinata Ace?
Who wouldn’t? I hate that smarmy bastard!
That made me shudder. God what a creepy commercial.
Anyway, I’d love to hit a piñata of me. I’d love to watch people hit a piñata of me. Especially if it was filled with candy. Penguin Mints would be nice.
I know what you mean. 
But I’d still beat the ever-lovin’ candy out of a piñata me.
Why? I could find a link somewhere that probably would explain it more clearly, but keyboards with combining diacritics aren’t that uncommon.
If you have the US-Int layout selected, you hit " and then you hit A and the computer generates an Ä. It’s not that crazy. Â Ä Á À Ã are from ^ " ’ ` ~ plus A.
I would. I probably deserve it.
But wait a minute… You have a twin brother.
Isn’t that, like, cheating in this kind of situation?
I know I would. (But then, I have the feeling I have self-loathing issues that I need to work out.)
I’d watch my co-workers carefully, though, to see if any of them are enjoying the hitting just a little too much…
Hell, I’d hit my real head with a baseball bat if candy would come out. 
Really though, a pinata me? I’d whack the living daylights out of it. Its just an effigy! C’mon.
It would depend what was inside of it.
I’d smash the crud out of it with disturbing ferocity.