If your baby stubbed her toe or smashed her finger with a hammer, you’d kiss the owie to make it better, right? So if your punkin was depressed over a facial eruption, would you smooch the little pustules to make 'em go away?
And if you did, would she be more likely to say, “Ohhhhh, you always know just how to make me feel better! Come here…”
Or would she say, “EUGH, don’t kiss me again till you’ve brushed and gargled”?
Naw. I’m willing to clean up excrement and vomit, I’ve dealt with pus and blood and eye fluid…but zits gross me out too much to deal with them. :rolleyes:
I mean, duh, use the oldest Mommy (or s/o) trick in the book…kiss your fingers and then press them to the affliction. What, you think if my kid accidentally gets it in the crotch I’m gonna kiss it???
FTR, the OP exhibits a lack of depth that I tend to avoid in my relationships. As I’m sure could be assumed from my first sentence.
I’m going to treat this as a real question–I guess I’m just in the mood.
The answer is yes, I would kiss her zits. The expanded answer is that I think it’s important to kiss any imperfection, especially those said hypothetical girlfriend was embarrassed about. If I care about her enough that I consider her my girlfriend, then I want her to feel good about herself–all parts of herself.
Pop? Yes please. I’ll pop any zit, on anyone, anytime, anywhere. Well just about. I don’t know why but there is just something so satisfying about popping zits…
I would kiss it. If I loved her, I would even offer to pop it with my teeth. But I think most women wouldn’t even allow you to touch their zits in the first place.