Guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, “If I gave you a million dollars to spend however you wanted – clothes, cars, charity, anything – would you sleep with me?”
The girl thinks for a minute and says, “Yeah. I could do a lot with a million dollars.”
The guy says, “If I gave you a hundred dollars, would you sleep with me?”
The girl says, “No! What kind of girl do you think I am?”
The guy says, “We’ve already established what kind of girl you are, now we’re just haggling over the price.”
I don’t need the $1000 (though it would pay for our airfare home for christmas this year) but sure.
I’d probably do it for a beer if you’re clean and asked really nicely.
You guys are cracking me up. No one said anything about between the cheeks! That is tickling me so much that he keeps stressing just on a fresh scrubbed cheek, and you guys keep stressing shit-smeared, between the cheek action.
I think this is a really good question. I know people set up scenarios like this all the time, but I never fail to find it interesting.
I can make a thousand dollars in a week. If I really, really try, and put my nose to the grind at work, I can do it.
So it’s not really necessary to gross myself out, or sell out my self respect for it, for a one time pay off of 1 grand.
But that brings me to what RickJay said…1 million is a whole different animal. I can’t hustle that up in a week, no matter how hard I grind.
So if I am willing to do it for a million, (and I shamefully admit, I am pretty sure I would), then why not for a grand? I mean, really, how am I any better than anyone that would do it for even 10 bucks?
Again, I am not willing to do it for a grand, but can I really claim any kind of moral highground for that?
If you pay me a grand to kiss you on the ass, you got ripped. I would have done it for half that. I probably would have done it for a drink after last call.
Five seconds is an awfully long time.
Make it a six pack.
I’ll be honest. On the cheeks? I’d do it for $100. I mean, who cares?
Between the cheeks is a different story, but even then my price probably isn’t as high as it should be. I don’t have too many hangups about bodies.
Just for the record, I’m male.
I’m amused how many are equating it to “between” as well. Who said anything about that? Just on an ass cheek. : D That’s good enough.
I knew you were male. If you were a woman I’d buy YOU the beer.
Ass cheek, after I’d used an alcohol wipe to clean the surface? Why the Hell not?
I would but I would cheat. I would use some of those Halloween wax lips.
By how much?
To the OP: I play rugby. I’ve done much worse, accidentally and purposefully, with nary a reward. I’d probably do it for $100, but I’d ask for $500. Well, technically $110 and $510, so I can buy a six-pack first. Four for me and two for you. But you owe me a couple beers anyway, so, yeah, $100 and $500. But, will you please shave it first?
Yup, I’d do it for the stated price. I mean really people, it’s just skin. I bet the back of a person’s hand is dirtier than their asscheek, and I don’t think anyone would have a problem with kissing someone’s hand.
Same here.
I get money and I get to kiss Idle Thoughts’s ass? I’m not seeing the downside.
I’d do it in town square with a flood light and a DJ to warm up the crowd.
You say pessimist, I say realist. 
Some of us have gotten used to looking for the fine print. Especially the fine print written in invisible ink.
Hell, where do I sign up? What’s the big deal? You got the $1000? For that price I could almost buy the computer we are thinking of buying ($1200).
I’m sure you could do something else for the remaining $200…
Hell, I need the money. I’ll kiss a bum’s ass for a grand.