Would you live in this city? A ridiculous (and somewhat gross) poll

Somebody read this thread and made a hit musical about it!.

As for my decision, I guess it depends on if a ‘Culture of Piss’ existed or not. Because of this law, I think it highly likely that all sorts of people who want to venerate public peeing would move there. Pissing in public could become the new normal. Instead of playing tag, kids would play R. Kelly. Instead of water fountains, 'yellow elixir fountain’s would pop up. It would be like India everywhere!

I’m full of piss and vinegar; I guess I’d give it a go.

You know, you can pee anywhere you want in any city. In most of them, there are legal issues should you be caught; but nothing’s stopping you except social mores and the potential of being caught and facing the consequences.

So you’re suggesting that the social mores and potential legal consequences are eliminated in this fictional city.

Sounds good to me. It’s just piss – it’s sterile, you know.

Healthy people’s piss is sterile, but only inside the body. Who knows what lurks in the urethra of the town drunk.

No, it’s piss we’re discussing not … oh, I see. Sorry, carry on.

And yet, it hasn’t overtaken lemon-scented detergent as a dishwashing consumable.

Urine is usually sterile, yes, but once it leaves the body, it’s a great source of nutrient for bacteria. It doesn’t stay sterile - quite the opposite, in fact.

Sounds like the Bohemian Grove turned into a city:

http://sociology.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/bohemian_grove_spy.html