It’s always been my understanding that they strap people to tables, inject them with a mixture of crank and mayonnaise and repeatedly apply electric shocks until they either die or break down and agree to be Mods. Not my cup of tea.
I am not familiar enough with American politics etc. I know other Mods are not in the USA but I believe that would make it more difficult.
Apart from that it will never happen anyway. 
Not mine, either. It took some time and effort, but I convinced The Powers That Be to use Miracle Whip instead.
Nicely done to the two people who actually took the “I don’t want to vote due to the public option” choices. I always like the idea of putting that choice in a poll down as a joke, but always wonder if people ever really WOULD pick it.
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No place for my option on the poll:
- I have a deep respect for the current mods, and love the thought of being able to mod (Cafe Society for me, thanks), but it is a complete non-starter because I don’t have the time it would require…
Well in the OP I said Time and money weren’t an issue. So if you accept you’d magically have the time and money. I’ll consider your vote though as a CS vote.
Sorry - that must’ve gone in one eye and out the other when I read the OP. Makes sense.