The question is, would you be supportive of manditory visits to homes of older unmarried women by officials from social services to inspect their hymens? For example, three times a night, every spinster would be visited by a government bureaucrat, just to make sure that her hymen is intact. I do not mean all women who have not borne children, all women who haven’t paid their property taxes, or all women who are a, b, or c. I mean all unmarried women.
If you do support this, what should the visit entail? Should the agent wear a latex glove? Should male agents use erection supressing lotions? If the agent contracts an STD, should the spinster be held liable, and to what degree? If the woman insists that she is married, should she be required to produce her husband? And should his anus be inspected, too, for hemorrhoids? Or should the burden be placed on the state representative to decide which one he wants to inspect?
Now wait a minute. Speaking as a spinster, I’ve got a few questions about these inspectors. Specifically, would they be male, heterosexuals who possess reasonable hygeine and appropriate skills, and, if so, would they be willing to attend to other things while inspecting said hymens if the person being inspected were willing? If so, I might be willing for a tax hike for this!
Good questions all. But the reason I bring this up is because someone mentioned manditory restaurant hygiene inspections. And I don’t see why those people wouldn’t support this.
How in the mother fucking world could restaurant inspections even remotely relate to invading a woman’s body for something that has no effect on the outside world?
Or should there maybe a TAD MORE EXPLANATION HERE.
