Would you wear this type of t-shirt in public?

With the location moved ever so slightly down the road, I presume.

The one poker run held for a special pet shelter has terrific t-shirts. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CAT HOUSE. They sold 5 times as many shirts as they had entries the first couple years.

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Billy Wirtz had a saying for places like a local diner called “Sadie’s Big Beaver” ------ you know that even if the food sucks and the service is terrible the t-shirts will be cool as Hell.

One of Bangkok’s blowjob bars, Lolitas (you can google their website), used to sell T-shirts that said something like, “I got blown away at Lolitas.” I knew one guy who wore it back Stateside until someone loudly asked him in a crowded room while he was wearing it, “Hey, Lolitas! Isn’t that that blowjob bar in Bangkok?”

I saw a woman at the dollar store wearing a shirt that said 'don’t be a pussy, eat one. ’ I thought, classy.

I always thought witty t-shirt and bumper sticker slogans were lame. They’re funny for two seconds, tops, but then you have to wear it the rest of the day, or have it on your car as long as you own it. That gets old fast.

But I once knew a guy who tattooed a rooster with a noose around its neck on his calf so he could tell every woman he met that he had “a cock that hung below his knees”. I’ll never be surprised by a t-shirt again.

When my brother was working retail he was mortified to see one of his friends in the store wearing a t-shirt with just the c-word emblazoned across it in bold, block letters.

Actually, as a healthcare professional, I would consider that massively inappropriate and unprofessional.

We have a street named Stoner Dr. Named after the Stoner family a long time ago. It doesn’t last long.

We just approved a street named ‘Rocky Mountain Way’ It fits within our street name regulations, so was approved. The sign is not going to last long.

Nope, Pittsburgh. I’m guessing he got it on vacation. A local sandwich shop sells shirts that say “Bite Me”. (Their employees also wear them)

And the place is almost famous for it. :slight_smile:

Seriously though, we do seem to have more t-shirts and slogans of questionable taste than most cities. The one that always bothered me for some reason was Whiskey Dick’s (where at least the drinks are stiff).

What’s wrong with Rocky Mountain Way? Am I just a wide-eyed innocent?

Locally we have a Weed Street that goes missing, I have heard, quite often.

The town of Weed, California keeps losing its city limits signs.

Reminds me of what happens in the village of Fucking, Austria. I will always laugh at this photo.

(For the non-German speakers: The sign below the village limits sign says…

“PLEASE, NOT SO FAST”

…and that, plus the image on the sign, plus the name of the place, lead to uncontrollable tittering).

Bad link, Mr. Poc-a-poc…

?? Weird, it works perfectly for me…

Broken for me too.

There’s nothing ‘wrong’ with it, per se. The sign simply would be high on some people’s steal list because it’s the name of a popular Joe Walsh song and, later, compilation album. After leaving The James Gang and living in Colorado he had an epiphany while looking at the Front Range and realized the Rocky Mountain way was better than the way he’d had.

The only shirt I’ve worn that comes remotely close to that was a shirt that had the Nike logo on it and underneath, it read: “Just did it.”

And that was back in my 20-somethings. I wouldn’t even wear that today.

Well, that is really strange.

I have found the same image in another place – Let’s see if this new link works!

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Heh! What are those kids up to.