Maybe while shoveling… No, you’re right, not even then.
And I bet the only action he gets is when he “chokes the chicken”.
That’d make me want to nick those even more, on the grounds of surreal incongruity. Also, flash sale on highway miles ! 
NEW DEVELOPMENT: The Bangkok Post, the bigger of Thailand’s two English-language dailies, turns 69 years old on August 1. It’s become traditional for them to issue a T-shirt each year for purchase by staff. I’ve seen this year’s shirt, and it says (I’m not making this up):
we’ve been doin’ (it for) 69 (years)
How about “Big Dick’s Halfway Inn”?
They don’t have T-shirts, but there is a bar in Bangkok named the Cockwell Inn.
What about this one?
No fucking way whatsoever that I would wear anything like that! :mad:
I did not see anyone actually wearing this, but someone must be buying them. Earlier this month, I saw a sidewalk clothing vendor in Chiang Mai in northern Thailand selling T-shirts that read:
FUCK
LOUD
MAKE
NOISE
Siam Sam - we get it, okay? You’re into Thai prostitutes. Could you maybe stop bringing up the Bangkok sex trade at every opportunity? It’s really distasteful.
This is a shirt I saw on sale on the sidewalk. What is your problem?
In her 70s, my mother used to wear a t-shirt like this one (although the style was a bit nicer and the drawing was rendered in more detail with more coloring):
I thought it was funny. Should I have been appalled?
BTW Siam Sam as far as I’m concerned your posts in this thread are a perfectly appropriate contribution.
Hell no, I wouldn’t wear it, and I wouldn’t wear a shirt that says “I LOVE DICKS” either.
I saw a picture of some dude whose shirt was talking about muff-diving - I can’t remember the exact turn of phrase but it was raunchy - walking hand in hand with his maybe 8 YO old daughter.
I just…ugh.
Ah! Double post!
Where do you purchase sporting goods?
Why would New York love Maine?
“VAGINAS ARE US”. 
That jogs my memory of another shirt I spotted here in Thailand. This was in the late 1980s. Tak province, on the border with Burma. Some village smack in the middle of nowhere. Among the villagers was a little girl, couldn’t have been more than five years old. And she was wearing a shirt that said, in English: “Itty-Bitty Titty Committee.” I declined to tell the villagers what it said. Fortunately no one asked.
Possibly sent over through a relief effort? At one time I had the volunteer job at our Synod of going through loads and loads of clothing sorting out damaged stuff and stuff someone could think inappropriate like that. Some came through donation bins but some from makers - overstocks, seconds and the like. All were basically destined for Third World countries. One I remember was several shirts (maybe a dozen?) in a child’s medium or so that read “Don’t touch what you can’t afford”. Those went in the rag/recycle pile. :smack:
I was in Pattaya this week and saw some for sale that said: “Never cry – just say ‘fuck you’ and smile.” Didn’t buy one though. Googled the phrase and was surprised to learn it’s a well-known saying. Never heard it before.