Are you sure? All of the porn that I have ever encountered indicates that lesbians are all hot and just need a good dicking. What am I missing?
You don’t have to lay there stiffly and wait for it to ooze out. Erotic genital to genital frottage coax the DNA to its destination.
Wouldn’t just be easier to invent a strap-on turkey baster?
Hmm…excuse me while I check with the patent office…
All your succubus are belong to us.
This seems like a very, very, very impractical way to get a woman pregnant. I don’t think anyone’s going to understand my train of thought here - people rarely do - but does every remember egg-and-spoon relay races? They’re kinda fun, but I wouldn’t want to try to make my breakfast that way, and that’s what this reminds me of.
Ok, how do you know this?
Hell, I would have asked even if you hadn’t dared. (Ok, actually I wouldn’t have really thought about it, but if for some reason I had, I would ask.)
“Gimme a succubus. And while you’re at it, give me another.”
Yeah… You know, regular artificial insemination doesn’t have a 100% chance of success. I suspect that the chance of getting pregnant by engaging in tribidism after having unprotected sex with a man are going to be somewhat lower. Your hypothetical lesbian couple is going to have to try this quite a bit before they have any success. And generally speaking, most lesbians want to have as little sex with men as possible. I don’t really see how this would be any “sexier” for either of the women involved. In fact, you seem to have hit upon a way to make conception for a lesbian couple even less sexy than having a guy in lab coat mix the sperm and the egg together in a petri dish. That’s quite an achievement; you should be very proud.
Zoobooks.
If you’re feeling brave, google “squirting dildo” and you’ll see that they have invented strap on turkey basters. If my partner or I were trying to get pregnant, I think this would be my prefered method.
Plus, why couldn’t the man just have sex with both of them?
Then they could be pregnant together!
Everybody wins!
Yes, but have they invented ones with integral specimen temperature control and myoelectric pumps?
Power supply, of course, will be an issue…but I’m sure a modern radioisotope thermoelectric generator system would eliminate the needs for cumbersome and hazardously tangleable power cords.
Nuclear powered dildos???
band name!
If nothing else, you could give the in-laws a Thanksgiving meal they’d not soon forget.
Er… I’ll be in my bunk.