Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

No, not really.

Yeah, me neither. Blech.


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Yeah, it’s got something to do with that pervert Doctor Pepper coming in bottles…


“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”

 Warren Zevon

AH…

I’m drinking a can of that wonderful elixir right now.

Now if I could just get some of those scantily clad dancers to start whirling around me while the music trails off into the background I’ll be a happy man.

I’m kinda a salt girl myself…


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

I hear it makes a good post-coital douche. Just don’t push the bottle in too far. :smiley:

Re: Other UL’s


When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled