Na, Cynical. Our minds are just too pure and innocent. 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the wonderfully double phallic name of Peter O’Toole.
Thank you, Groucho Marx.
I new a girl named Sandy Butt. She preferred Sandra. I also new a woman named Amanda Tester. As a girl, my mom had a dentist named Dr. Payne.
My first gynecologist was named Dr. Bush. I believe he’s still in practice in my hometown.
I went to high school with a Micheal Hunt. I only wish for that his sake I was kidding. Oddly he went by Micheal, not Mike.
There’s a TV news reporter in Chicago named Dick Johnson. Always seemed redundant to me…
Of course you all remember Randy Johnson a.k.a. “The Big Unit”
Obviously someone who’s never heard of / listen to The J Geils Band
Magic penis, my ass!
HEY! OUCH! STOP IT!
I was just now perusing the Northern Seattle phonebook for a dentist, and came across the name Dr. Hammer.
Being easily rattled on matters of the tooth, I kept looking.
I crack up everytime the news mentions “Bush and Putin.”
One of my clients has the last name Seeman. His wife’s first name is Gay.
Seriously.
“Magic Johnson’s johnson obviously wasn’t very magic.” Bill Maher
A friend of mine has the name John Thomas, for his first and middle names. His parents have no idea what it means, but he thinks it’s hysterical.
:smack: :smack: :smack:
Magic Johnson? Master Wan-Ka? Peter O’Toole?
Looks like I’ve spent my whole life being whooshed.
It’s Wang-Ka, actually, but, yeah, you get it.
When I was doing data entry inputting names of foreign students in a school database, I noticed that a large number of Thai people had the first name Pornrat. I instantly felt a deep and abiding kinship with these people, for some reason.
Years ago, there was a fellow in my home town named Richard Breth.
Dad was in the army with Dick Long and Peter Short. Morning rollcall was hilarious.
(Cartman) These people are warping my fragile little mind! (Cartman)
Oh, hell, I was in my late 20’s before I figured out what Styx’s “Light Up” was about: “All I need is just one hit to get me by/'Cause, Baby, when you’re near, I’m halfway high…”
Yep, there’s a reason I was voted Most Naive in HS.
Oh, I was in Junior High with a girl whose last name was Head. And I thought I had it bad just being a red-headed Wendy during both the “Wendy’s Hot’n’Juicy” and “Where’s The Beef” eras.
Magic Johnson! I’m laughing my ass off, here. I never got it either!