No thread like this is com plete without the Italian operatic soprano Maria Labia (1980-1956).
My dad once knew a Mr. Klitz (pronounced just like it looks).
I believe that’s 1890-1956.
Oh well…won’t be the first time someone’s turned Labia inside out…
A friend of mine in high school had Jon Thomas for his first and last names. He was proud of it, too.
Had a high school teacher named Richard Head and a collect professor named Richard Weed. Was difficult to work up a lot of respect for those guys, other than the fact that they kept showing up for work day after day.
I had a very distant relative named Harry Dick.
My favorite redundancy: Roddy McDowall.
And many years ago, I saw a sign for a gynecologist named Seymour Kuntz (I’d bet anything that he changed his name after choosing a specialty).
But my all-time favorite name: a lady I once met, from somewhere in the Balkan Peninsula: Astrida Penis – a name that’s supposedly very common where she came from.
I know a “Randy Bachelor” - she’s a girl.
The best online US phone-book search is supposed to be ZabaSearch.com, right? Anyhoo, I went on there and searched every dirty name posted so far. Have fun with Zaba!
Randy Bachelor: 4
Penis: just two, a Maria in LA and a Johnber somewhere else
Harry Dick: 28
Seymour Kuntz: Was this gynecologist in San Diego? Why not call him up at 619-222-2022 and see how he’s doing?
Head: Too many matches, of course; same for Richard Head. A lot of head going on in America!
Maria Labia: She may no longer be with us, but we still have Mamie Labia in Las Vegas to laugh at! And when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen 'em all…
Dick Breth: No Dicks among the Breths, but 8 Richard Breths.
Dick Long: 37. And too many Richard Dicks to count.
Peter Short: 81. Man, add up all these, and they might reach the length of 37 Dick Longs!
Pornrat: Not a one…
Wanka (not Wan-ka): 90
John Thomas: Too many to count!
Seeman or seman or SEMEN: for all, too much- er, too many…
Seemen: 12. Not enough for a(muffles mouth)…
Gay Seeman: The poster of this name lives in CA; the three Gay Seemans live in GA and IN.
Randy Johnson: Too many Randy Johnsons. I know I ha(muffles mouth)…
Dick/Richard Johnson: Too many.
Someone linked to a page w/ the name Mike Hunt; this person is not alone, there are TOO MANY MATCHES with that name. The name CUNT however has none! But…
Kunt:54. More than enough for 37 Dick Longs but not enough for 81 Peter Shorts! For marriage, of course! What are you thinking?!
Bush: Too many, especially for Democrats.
Sandy Butt: Iowa and Va. Go VA!
Dick Lusts: None, but 33 Richards, almost enough for the 37 Longs. I’d love to throw a cocktail party with some of these guys w/o them knowing each other’s names, and watch as they all realize they are named Dick Long and Dick Lust. God, that’d be great…
Sirinporn: Nope. No Pornrat or Sirinporn.
Bates: Too many.
Anita Peter: 7.
Anita Dick: 31. Why can’t all women be so honest?
Woody Johnson: Too many, good for the previous.
and Bonus!
11 Gaylord Fockers and a Martha Focker, a Felipe A Fuck in Texas, 4 Shits, too many Balls and Cocks, 8 Pricks, 49 Arses and 37 Asses, and one Amela Pubic in Missouri.
Nope, can’t move me to the Pit for this, none of these were swearwords! 
I’s not quite in line with the rest of these, but how about this:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/index.php?feed=Quirks&article=UPI-1-20050331-12372400-bc-us-death.xml
Death was the chairman, CEO and assistant treasurer of the Locust Valley Cemetery Association.
I can see him trying to decide as a kid what he wanted to be, doctor or mortician.
Can you imagine what kind of reaction he got when he answered the phone at work: 
My hometown of about 1100 people featured a librarian named Anita Cox, a car mechanic named Harry Balhs, and a guy who went to my parent’s church named Richard Peters.
Do you live in Penis-sylvania, by any chance? 
hehehehe
Zabba shows 3 Harry Balls and too many Harry Balhs. Too many Richard Peters and Anita Coxes to count.
At University of Virginia in New Dorms there’s
Alderman Road Residence Area:
A. Balz House
During the hurricane season it was prone to flooding, or, as I put it, things got pretty hairy there.
Zaba shows 4 Ballz and too many Balz.
i feel so dirty by now…