It calls the eternal question: If ‘Bob’ goes to Heaven, is it a place I really want to go to? How’d you like to get to Heaven and find out ‘Bob’ is your roommate for all eternity?
Psycho-scout came to the Lord in this tract, after Bob explained that all you need to do is simply believe, and not be homosexual.
Are you kidding?
That would be great!
“Get the video cam, Marge!”
“Jesus News…We report, You get saved.”
I’m so going to hell.
Ok Time to resurrect the “Rate the entertainment Value of Chick’s tracts” for this one
Here we go
A cheap shot at The UN and Kofi Anan +10
Flaming death of non believers +10
No showing their horrible fate -10
No one gets fried at all in the tract -15
Bob In the Hazard Suit reporting the success of his mission (ok maybe not) +5
“Many Military Leaders fear this could lead to Armageddon” +15
Return of the Young Mary Worth posing as Bob’s “Wife” -5
The High Streess Mary Anne Singing to herself +13
Pretending Catholics are too busy worrying what Mary thinks -5
Hiding Bob’s salivating face during his World so horrible speech -10
Return of Mummy Jesus +5
Evil Proffesor cutting up the Bible +5
Cheap shot at Billy Graham +10
Savage in caveman clothes getting converted by high pressure salesman in bad tee shirt +10
Coffin projectile blasting out of the Earth +20
(cheap shot at Masons and catholics in same panel +5)
Flying people off to heaven for the second time(remember Jack sends his dead to heaven right away. So why are they being judged again? Did God make a mistake the first time or did these guys not grovel enough in their gold mansions in heaven?) -10
Mary Anne seems to be blowing while lighting up… -10
Mary Anne gets Uglier when she refuses to stop worshiping Jesus as a Catholic and start worshiping Jesus as a Chickite +5
Pastor Malcom (X?) returns to preach to all the happy white folk -5
Can I hear a Hallelujah from the Boyscout with the new cross replacing her skull symbol on her hat? + 10
No Devil or his minions -5
Not a single HAW HAW HAW in the whole piece -10
Score: 38
Teachers comments: Poor Art work and lack of any real conflict between good and evil. A poor effort. needs improvement.
Oh, he’s high all right. High on Jesus. 
How do you roll up and smoke Jesus? Do you need to add tobacco?
Why not ask this guy?
Looking back on that tract, I notice the blind boyscout has a pet mouse in his pocket the entire time. Ever watched skateboarders? Even the really good ones fall all the time. Hard. And this kid is blind! He was stack every three minutes! How many pet mice do you think he goes through, and who has to clean out the mess out of his pockets?
Sure, give people who live near cemetaries all the breaks. All they have to do is wait until the dead start launching like missiles, then repent!
Guess I’ll have to bury a fundie under the basement so that I’ve got myself an ‘early warning system’!
No wonder he smells of death and devils.
Thank you, Mangetout; I’m glad one of us has his finger on the pulse when it comes to events in the wonderful world of Chick, and I’m especially glad it’s you, and not me.
MILDRED: Harry did you just see that?!!Bob’s coffin just blew a hole through our roof!
JOHN: Shut up Mildred and Start praying!!!
Mildred: Yeah, but he took the cat with him!
JOHN: @!!!**! the Cat!
MILDRED: Did you just take the lord’s name in Vain?
JOHN: SHUT UP! Can’t you see I’m @!!!**! praying here?!!
MILDRED: Look ex father Damian just disapeared from his front lawn…
JOHN: WHAT?!?!
MILDRED: Oh dear he left all his clothes behind!
JOHN: OH that’s just great!
MILDRED: What?!?
JOHN: See what you did!? Now I missed the Rature!
MILDRED: Don’t blame me Mr. potty Mouth! I have no time for this silliness. I have to go to meditate!
You’d better fix the hole in the ceiling and the other two floors.
JOHN: @!!!**! Mildred!
…or maybe Fred Sanford.
I don’t know but it’s got to be healthier than shooting up with Sweet Jesus.
Jesus Christ! (So to speak.) I didn’t notice that the thing in the professor’s hand in panel 11 was a pair of scissors when I first read this! I thought he was just tapping the page with a short baton.
I guess Chick can only imagine someone “sabotaging” the bible literally (just like he takes everything else in the bible literally).