…we registered the same month I see. I must suck, right?
No. You have a life.
And apparently no Putzcycle.
Hey! I still have a bid in! …he might still accept my offer.
Guys, I had heart surgery. What was I supposed to do while sitting at home? Visit porn sites? My wife’s installed parental controls, so it’s the board or nothing.
Besides, I know many, many things that I want to tell you.
I’m going to start doing that soon.
Those parental controls must have a back door (insert obligatory felching joke here), because how do you explain this:
http://members.home.net/wally.m/Photos/1215_8_william_spears2.jpg
Rats. I knew that picture would become an albatross around my neck.
But, damn it, I’ve got it earmarked to email to a limey bastard pal of mine. Only trouble is, I’ve lost his addy.
As soon as I get it, the pic is gone. Copy it while you still have the chance.
"Dear limey bastard pal,
Oh, stop it. You know you like me cussing you out, you naughty monkey. I just can’t stop thinking about how you looked in that uniform, holding yourself perfectly still while I…ldet’s just say I ‘adjusted your hog’, okay? Tee hee.
I can’t wait for the chance to bury my face in your hairy, manly breasts again and make motorcycle noises, esp. since the only noise my crappy, nasy, puke green motorcycle makes is ‘Kill me…kill me…’
Your little Canuck love pet,
WallyM7 (Mrs.)"
LOL! 
You cracked me up again Sea Lemon.
Stop it at once.
Says Seale
I believe the euphamism Wally prefers is “cranking the Hog.”*
*As posted in his daughter Amy’s thread.
True, but remember, his Limey Bastard Pal is British.
He obviously prefers to use the Brit slang term for “Rubbing the lamp”.
LOL!! You guys are too much! You really crack me up! My daughter just walked up and asked me what did Wally say now? LOL! Like, you’re not the only thing that makes me laugh on this board, Wally, dear. But, I have to admit, you posts are certainly one of the main things that will guarantee a laugh from me.
Back to the OP:
B_Line, you do not suck. Well, wait a minute. I have no knowledge on whether or not you know how to use a straw, or your mouth, or…I’d better shut up now. 
Anyway, I enjoy your posts. And I am still blushing over your sweet comments in your thread in IMHO.