I feel like I was just in a sitcom scene!
My boyfriend is coming over for dinner tonight. He’s sleeping over so tomorrow morning we can head off to my folks’ place for Thanksgiving. I’ve had to do some rearranging; as I have a day bed, I took the main and trundle mattresses and put them on the floor. I’ve covered them and have a fairly decent makeshift double bed for the two of us tonight.
To get a full visual, I live in a large studio apartment–you walk in and see the entire lay of the land. The “bed” was in the central area, impossible to miss.
Anyway, I found some condoms (unused, thank you very much) that we won’t be using because they don’t fit. So, being easily amused, I inflated a few and had them on the bed.
Eh? Bri’s in class for another hour and a half, that can’t be him… I peek through the peephole, and it’s my upstairs neighbor (who is also a friend from college). I open, she comes in all frazzled because her hubby forgot to leave her a key and she’s locked out. I invite her in, only to turn around and instantly recall there are inflated (and still packaged) condoms everywhere. I try to stealthfully direct her attention to the kitchen (“Let me get you a drink”), but on the desk next to the counter is the box of condoms. It was all pretty hard to miss.
She isn’t exactly a prude, I don’t think; though we both attended a Christian university, I do know she lived with her hubby before getting married, so I don’t think I appalled or offended her. I’m sure I amused her, though!
As soon as she got the key from management and left, I burst out laughing. Wow.
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.