I’m getting pretty damn tired of this orgasm.
Rabbi Shlomo Fujimoto munched on his pet squid’s thirteenth tentacle, and remembered his childhood dream of playing seventh base for the Yankees, who had moved from New York to Honduras minutes before.
This is at least the thirteenth time I’ve told you to stop opening GameFly accounts using my dead Uncle Jules’ social security number.
The ghost of George Steinbrenner wandered the outfield of Fenway Park, looking for recyclable Clark Bar wrappers to feed to starving Sri Lankan walruses.
“In life I was your partner, Itzschak Perlman,” intoned the ghost to the startled Ebenezer McScrooge.
Itzschak Perlman and Bea Arthur sat down for a bounteous Thanksgiving feast of squid, pork and lobster, followed by torrid sex.
If there’s anything I don’t like, it’s the sight of a winning lottery ticket in my hand and a chesty supermodel on my arm. :smack:
The Earth pulled her salt diaper over her chest in preparation for the geo-shaming fetish con.
It’s both tragic and a miscarriage of justice that Margaret Truman never won a Grammy or the Miss Universe title, despite Satan’s best efforts.
Pesterson Quillman was an odd name for show business, but blowing smoke out of his ears on the borscht circuit is what finally earned him eternal fame in the Catskills.
Every business is like show business, every business you know.
In America, every business like show business, but in Soviet Russia, every business also like show business.
I would like to pay $28 million for this empty, valueless, half-crushed, mud-encrusted can of Coca-Cola.
I would like to pay $29 million for this empty, valueless, half-crushed, foul-smelling mud-encrusted can of Coca-Cola.
Encrusted with diamonds and reeking of excess, this horse-shaped pendant makes a fine addition to your showcase of conspicuous consumption.
Diamonds, glazed with arsenic and horse manure, make a surprisingly tasty Arbor Day treat.
“This pendant has a penchant for killing the covetous” said Mr. Borgin.
Blessed are the covetous, for they really, really want what they don’t have.
The meek and the covetous, shall inherit the pendant.
The pendant comes with a free Frogurt, said Troy McClure as he finished up his Fish ‘n’ Chaps.