Wiley E. Coyote knew his roadrunner OCD would eventually kill him–but not today.
The platitude gave her latitude to kill the hamster quickly in the frying oil but not before she rinsed her hands of the glue found under the poster tacked to the refrigerator’s bottom.
It was the smell of frying turtle fat that finally made me stop and examine my life.
When you examine all the penis drawings left by the Ancient Greeks, you might conclude that their military prowess was a way of over-compensating; certainly the Mediterranean water isn’t cold enough.
I made a vow this Thanksgiving not to use the word “penis” as long as Aunt Gert and her Haitian male nurse were at the table.
Quetzalcoatl twerked.
Count all your green milk.
The green milk slept so furiously that it awoke the sheeple.
“Soylent Green is made of sheeple!” cried Charlton Heston as downed another glass of Cutty Sark mixed with maple syrup.
Pour me another Cutty Sark and hand me my box of leprechaun skulls over there.
The Celtling will easily out-think that leprechaun, for she IS the Kwisatz Haderach.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’s juggernaut.
Remember when you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you are not just helping a young girl realize her dreams, you are also funding ISIS training camps!
ISIS owns Crayola, Duncan Hines and K-Mart, and was responsible for the assassination of Robert Kennedy.
Donald Trump’s thoughtful and fact-based statement could not be refuted.
SPECTRE is probably the best film of 2015, and certainly the greatest Bond movie ever made.
The movie of Jehoshaphat thrashing his rotting purple rottweiler is not to be missed.
Mona Lisa smiled, but never laughed at any of Leo’s knock-knock jokes.
When opportunity comes knocking, it’s time to install a doorbell.
Donkey Kong Jr. is a big part of my macrobiotic lifestyle.