The shadow from under the kitchen window crept towards Bucky.
Then, suddenly, nothing happened.
Bucky turned to look at the figure who cause the shadow.
The Golem stumped towards Bucky, the expressionless clay face giving no indication of it’s intentions.
“Would you like some matzoh?” Bucky asked the being sanding before him.
The Golem continued reshaping his nose with a brick, “The bread of affliction? I hate that stuff.”
“Did the Prime Minister send you here?” Lefty asked.
“Not unless Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levai of Prague just got elected.” replied the smart alec clay being.
Lefty’s eyes narrowed as he pulled a flamethrower out of his rucksack.
“Don’t be meshuganah, he’s made of clay,” Lefty pointed out, “I don’t think you’re going to do anything except really piss him off.”
Having just been released from a Turkish prison in Prague, in the confines of which he was sodomized by a Rabbi, Lefty decided there was only one thing to do with the flamethrower.
“That’s you Reform guys,” muttered Bucky (or Lefty, whatever his name was0 “confusing Rabbis and Catholic Priests. Oye.”
Lefty hoisted the flamethrower and flipped the “on” switch.
“Fellas, fellas!” calmed the huge clay figure, “I just need to borrow money for the parking meter, come on, be a mensch and slip me a quarter!”
“Oh, well why didn’t you say so?”, Lefty remarked as he handed the flamethrower to the large clay figure to hold while he sifted through the contents of his pockets looking for a quarter.
“Oye,” remarked the Golem, “this would be great for those goyim that drive around on those little carts giving out parking tickets!”
“Uh, here’s your quarter, can I have the flamethrower back…please?”
“Sure,” replied the Clay Man, handing the flamethrower back. “That’s pretty cool. Is that napalm Kosher?”
“No. It’s traif” Lefty said, “But that’s okay, because Pesach isn’t for a few weeks.”
“You look like a couple of mensch that can help me out,” continued the large clay figure, “I’m secret agent 006.98, Marked Down From 7, and I’m looking for a couple of really bad goyim by the names of Bert and Ernie, rumored to be in this thread.”