Joshie jumped out of bed, pushed aside the Golem and ran to the door, giggling, “I think it’s for me!”
“You, kid” chided the Golem “are supposed to be sleeping.”
“Isn’t it a little late for a Fuller Brush Man to be making the rounds?” Joshie asked suspiciously.
“My name is Golem. Moyshe Golem, and that counts as one sentence,” the Golem intoned, "and you aren’t the Fuller Brush Man, you are the Muppet Terrorist Bert!"
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“Yes, I am,” said Bert, pulling an AK47 from his sample case, “and now you, Golem, must die! Bwahahahahahaha!”
Before 006.98 Marked Down From 007 could react, Joshie ran forward and kicked the terrorist just as hard as he could.
As Bert the Terrorist went down, cluching his unmentionables, he thought “where does he get all those marvelous [del]toys[/del] pictures?”
“Now Joshie,” scolded Sadi, "We must play nicely with our little friends, even if they are mean, ugly, nasty, meshugganah schmucks."
“Don’t wanna!” said Joshie, scowling.
Elijah, wandering about the house to see if anyone had left anything to drink for him, noticed the nefarious Muppet Terrorist in the doorway.
Just then, an elite Shin Bet counterrerrorism squad burst through the windows, sending glass flying as they brought their HK submachine guns to bear on the villainous Muppets.
Meanwhile, a really pissed off mama squid ordered the driver of her chartered tanker truck to hurry it up – “I see the bastards who ate my baby boy just ahead!”
I really need someone to pimp my ride , mused Elijah.
Joshie settled himself on the couch with his Teddy Ruxpin to watch the inevitable armegeddon.
The giant treif, er, squid was helped from her tank truck my her minons.
Bubie Sadie turned to Elijah and asked “Since when does a squid need a minyan?”
Mama Squidocketta turned a baleful eye upon the assembled mini-multitude and, waving her tentacles in a threatening manner, demanded: “All right, which one of you oxygen-wasters ate my son?”
“Minion, scminion,” muttered Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levai of Prague, “the spelling you keep complaining about.”
“He did it!” shouted Bubie Sadie, Joshie, Elijah, Lefty, Bucky, Ernie, and Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levai of Prague simultaneously, all pointing at Bert, the Muppet Terrorist.
In an “I am Spartacus ” moment, Bert and Ernie pointed at each other, “HIM!”
