At my office, the software development team I’m in is updating our bios. These brief descriptions of us are for use on the team’s internal web site. The bios for people who’ve been around for a while date back to 2001, so my bio (among others) is very out of date.
I figure nobody’s likely to pay too much attention to these bios, possibly not even the person who’s updating the web page. Accordingly, I want to post a humorous bio, to see who actually pays attention to it.
My creativity has been running pretty low for some time, and I can’t think of anything sufficiently interesting to put on the intranet site. So I turn to you all, the Dopers at large, to write my bio.
If this is popular enough, I’ll kick off a “Write the bio of the previous poster” thread. If we can predict each other’s deaths with such wonderful creativity, we can certainly describe each other’s lives.
So have at it! Tell my dev team all about me! I’ll edit the posts, and reply with the final version, complete with credits.
Obligatory picture, 31 Aug 2003.
