Write your own Episode III opening title crawl

Star Wars
Episode III
The Search for the Missing Title

After many seconds of carefule consideration, George Lucas has decided to include a gigantic droid army for the third consecutive movie. Once completed, this army will allow him to put an enormous massacre on screen without any uncomfortable moral questions.

Meanwhile, a young screenwriter who is being trained by the great master tries to find a way to include some more gratuitous scenes with Boba Fett. He finally gets so wrapped up in this struggle that he forgets to writes the third paragraph of the title crawl.