Writhing Miss Daisy, or The Electric Orgasm Machine Rides Again

Simple question:

Any of you ladies try this Sybianmachine before? If so, what did you think?

If you haven’t tried it, would you mind sharing your thoughts on it anyway?



And none of the “I liked it so much, I bought the company!” testimonials. :smiley:

Huh. Interesting. Checked the site: there don’t seem to be any dirty pics anywhere. So the link can stay.

What were you expecting, Coldfire? I mean, it’s just a masturbation machine for cryin out loud…

:smiley: Heembo

i’m wondering where the bottle washing thing comes into play.

A better testimonial would be “I liked it so much, I would’ve bought the company, but I stayed home to ride the lil’ pony so often I got canned for absenteeism and had to file for bankruptcy. I now pry myself off it just long enough to temp every now and then, so I can afford to pay ConEdison to keep the electricity from being cut off…”

That, my friends, is a testimonial that’d make me pay for a four-color glossy brochure to find out more.

For us menfolk, the Venus 2000 claims 300 strokes per minute:eek:

True, it would be a cheap date, but for cryin’ out loud, it has gears and runs on a current. What if there’s a power surge?

Thats for the guys to clean out their urethra afterwards.


i don’t know guys it looks pretty scary to me…

Y’know, there’s a Tim Allen “more power!” joke here, but I don’t even want to try for it…

I know a lady that tried one in a group setting. She loved it.

No personal experience for me though.:smiley: