Thread title says it all.
NO. And it’s a vile slander. I resent you even asking the question. I just accidentally sat on one. It could happen to anybody.
Yeah, me too!
Who keeps leaving these just lying around where anybody could accidentally sit on one? Or, you know, accidentally put it in her pants?
Million to one shot doc, million to one.
No. never.
But it is one of the the Wife sometimes needs.
Why do you ask?
I had a female friend tell me about 13 years ago that EVERY female owns a vibrator. That was an eye opener for me, and in the years since I have yet to see proof that it’s not true.
Yeah? I had a coworker who told me that black people don’t need to wash their hair because it falls out when it’s dirty and is replaced by new, clean hair. I haven’t looked for much proof either way, admittedly.
No OP, I don’t own any battery-operated toys, but thanks for asking.
I’m going to take a wild stab that you’re in the minority.
I don’t own any. And yes, I’m female.
I don’t own one, have never used one, and the same goes for several of my female friends (most in our mid-20s to mid-30s). But many women do own and use regularly. Certainly not all though.
I can handle things fine on my own if I want, never saw the point of spending money on a toy that has to be cleaned, have batteries changed etc. I don’t care enough about masturbation for that hassle.
Woah, impressively precise date on your talk with the “female friend”, and a very liberated research interest for a (presumably) attached person. 
In the video game Dead Rising you can take a vibrator and combine it with a leaf blower to make a weapon that shoots dildoes like a machine gun to kill zombies. Does that count?
It depends on whether you get off on killing zombies.
In surveys on this topic, it’s important to note whether or not they’ve met me. After a night with Tony, a vibrator just seems too small and limp to be of any use.
And pay no attention to that cackling you hear in the background from Mrs. Sinclair.
While we in the East made plenty of sexy innovations (Kamasutra, Tantric sex et al.), we never thought to invent a vibrator and plug it up the orifices. Maybe the lack of electricity was a problem. So we are sort of naturally bashful when presented with dildos and such - it is just foreign to us. 
I saw one not long ago that had a USB port. :eek: No shit.
Y’all don’t think people use those back massages on their backs, do you?
Heh heh…yes. I have many toys. I enjoy them solo and with my SO. I did not own any until about four years ago. I think they add a fun, hot and naughty element to sex and masturbation.