WTF, Egypt? W...T...F?!

Where did I say that my comment was limited to this place?

Anyone ever see the movie The Gift which was made by Perry Farrell of Jane’s Addiction? It is a fictionalized account of what would happen if Perry’s girlfriend died of a heroin overdose, he would wash her and fuck her apparently. Stars Perry and his real GF at the time, I think you’ll only find bootlegs as it was never commercially released, interesting and raw look into the band and Perry’s life at the time(with real drug use).

Anyway what is so creepy about one last time? It is sweet, my wife is free to say goodbye any way she wants to.

Okay, well, like, please don’t judge us all by our shitty and obviously anti-Muslim media. Some of us aren’t like that.

People certainly should have questioned the story more, but it wasn’t the shitty, anti-Muslim western media, but Al-Ahram and Al-Aribiya, which aren’t western or anti-Muslim.

Dude must be a Rolling Stones fan.

“You make a dead man come…” (“Start Me Up”)

He must not be much of a lover.

Wife always balked at anal? Well, today’s your lucky day!

I shied away from an anal reference initially, and wondered how long before one would show up.:smiley:

Someone has to blaze a trail…

What you guys aren’t realizing, is that if you’re having sex with your wife and she dies, uh accidentally, you might need that six hours to ready another photon torpedo, if you take my meaning.

You don’t want to be prejudiced against the older fellows who need to brew up a new pot of love. I mean, young dudes can get another one off before the paramedics arrive.

“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more!”

  • Henry V, Shakespeare

For some reason that reminds me, has anyone else seen Get Him to the Greek?

Let me offer some wisdom for horny and perverted puppy dopers. Any sexual practice that you wish to explore with your special cutie-pie that meets resistance? Don’t be a pig about it, only makes it worse. Here’s the formula:

“Of course you’re right, dear. Guys are pervs and deevs, we can’t help it, really. And besides, if your Mom ever found out you had done such a disgusting thing, it would probably kill her!”

You’re in.

[pedant mode]I know it fits better your way, and that’s the way most people know it, but it’s “unto,” not “into.”[/pedant mode]

Hang on though, that is the Christian Science Monitor. Do they actually believe in death at all?
Anyway, now we know what all the pyramids and mummies stuff was all about.

And if it does kill cutie pie’s Mom, and Mom happens to be Eqyptian, you got six hours to hit that.

It was a typo.

Don’t let the name fool you, they’re a pretty objective, non-prosletysing news source.

Unlike the cesspool of racist churnalism that typifies the Daily Mail.

I guess our BS sensors have been too miscalibrated by the actual events we read about in the Muslim world. Women being forced to marry their rapist, stoning, beheadings, and Allah forbid someone draw a fucking cartoon of Mohamed!

Yeah, but there was actual evidence of each of those things happening when the reports came out. There were trials, and executions, and violence.

This whole story was essentially based on hearsay, and almost no effort at all was even made to find out whether the person who advocated sex with corpses was someone who had any power or influence within the government.

It’s sort of the equivalent of reporting that the United States Congress is considering a bill to burn homosexuals, based on a quote from Fred Phelps.

Yeah, it took almost 20 minutes and 9 posts for someone to call BS. We should be ashamed of ourselves!

Also, it was first reported by Al Arabia, not some misguided Western Source, so I guess the BS meters of the Arabic press need some adjustment.