This takes break up sex to a whole new level.
I hear if you mix it with Clamato Juice it ain’t so bad.
In a warm climate like Egypt I would think at least 24 hours.
What?
Yes, but there it’s called Al-Qu’urs.
Merneith:
Can’t speak for Muslims, but Jewish law about contact with the dead are only for Kohanim (priests, descendants of Aaron) and (at times that the Holy Temple stood) for people entering the Holy Temple and/or dealing with holy items (e.g., temple vessels, sacrificial animals, etc).
Made from the clean river waters of India!
Need answer FAST!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock…
Very, very ancient Egyptian custom, no doubt . . . That’s why they invented mummification . . .
Deganges just ain’t a river in Egypt.
The hieroglyph of the crane and Ra is an Egyptian pun on “stiffy”. That’s a true fact, you could look it up.
Poke her…fore she gets cold!
‘Farewell Intercourse’ law that will allow men to legally have sex with their deceased wives for up to six hours after their death.
<awkward pause>
Ok, I’ll admit it. I can’t have sex for anything approaching six hours whether the woman is dead or alive. I’m good for 5, 10 minutes tops.
Didn’t they notice the dishes piling up in the sink?
Reference to a joke about sex and death, for those not in the know.
Try letting her be on top. 
Thanks for the infos, CM!
I think it goes without saying, but since I’m all up on the Catholic Church’s tits about their treatment of women, I’ll just go on record as being against the Islamic religion’s permitting of the raping of dead women. If that’s really a thing. Which I sort of still don’t really believe.
I mean … I would think that anyone who thinks that they’re proving something by having sex with a dead woman is kind of more to be pitied than pilloried. I mean. Dude! You just had sex with a dead person! And you think that makes you a winner! Just like Charlie Sheen! Only … grosser. And more delusional. And Grosser Than Charlie Sheen is really not a “winning” state that any rational being would embrace. So, you know. Just stop. Dude. Really. You’re just embarrassing yourself now.
So that’s why the Exodus! Had nothing to do with slavery,and everything to do with hanging out with people who boink each other when they are dead. Rather wander around the Godforsaken Desert for forty fucking years, eating locusts. Can’t blame them.
It’s worth noting that even the Daily Fail, the paper most responsible for sending this story on its way across the world, is backing away now:
Of course, if these claims had provoked some scepticism on the part of the actual news media, and if all those reporters had actually done some fact-checking of their own instead of rushing to print, there would be no need for a rebuttal at all.
The weaselly “not officially rebutted” line fits perfectly with the lazy-and-stupid person’s version of reporting: take a single statement from an unknown or unreliable or biased source, repeat it as if it were a legitimate and verified piece of news, and then cover yourself later by saying, “Hey, we just reported what we heard, and anyway, no-one has officially rebutted these wild claims made by unknown sources.”
As Alex Pareene points out in Salon:
from the article linked in the OP:
(bolding mine)
Your link does not seem to work.
It appears that people in the West don’t have bullshit sensors as far as it relates to anything to do with muslims.
I don’t know that this place is representative of the West.