WTF happened in you life to make you such an attention whore?

Do your own damn banking, auntie em . We’re not your mother!

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A better question is, WHY the fuck did that happen? This gal was America’s Sweetheart! (At least up until Miss Congeniality 1 & 2.) This is as if Jennifer Aniston up and left Brad Pitt for Dog the Bounty Hunter. Or Helen Hunt showed up at the Oscars with R. Lee Ermey.

:eek:

Has it been 15 minutes yet?

That’s good, because she scares me, as is evident in all the photos you see of me. :eek:

Hey, I’ll give you this bag of quarters I, um… found! Yeh, found.

No, I don’t know how much is in there, I’ve still got my shoes on.

In fact, I have them right here.

sssaaaweeeeeeet!