Well, when I married him he was neither . . . does this mean I have to do it over again? :eek:
Au contraire, there. I have known some flakey nurses in my time. I would like to know just when she last worked as a nurse–we tend to have more COMMON SENSE than she is displaying.
I am not a psychiatrist, but I call Borderline personality on her. Or at the very least hypo-manic.
As a white woman who is a nurse and is married–I take offense at her amazing idiocy. Greyhound bus stations are in bad parts of town? How sheltered IS this woman? What a nimrod. She will have to work UP to stupid.
As to her Mama bein’ her bankuh–never heard of that Southern custom.
But to me it augurs a more ominous, hidden problem–methinks this woman is majorly controlled by her parents, and is perhaps exchanging one Master Puppeteer for another in her marriage…
Suicidal? I don’t think so. Despairing at becoming her own person and in charge of her own life–very possibly. For this, she earns my sympathy, sadly melted away d/t to the cost and the gratuitous denigration of Hispanics etc.
I do too! Darn nice lookin’ gal… and did you see her breasts?
OK-so I am envisioning a spread in Playboy with her as the Centerfold…but all you see is the last tip of ankle.
See!? She’s “running away” from the shoot!
I crack myself up, I’m telling ya!
If she does do a spread–she needs some shades over those eyes. Who can see anything else, but Marty Feldman eyes? (am now humming that old tune, “Bette Davis Eyes”…)
I’m sorry… I missed the “Rules Governing Outlandish Lies” memo. The one that said to only use racially non descript fictional characters.
Who said no good could come out of this crappy story? The threat in the last line alone is entertainment worthy.
Paging Dr. Freud… Paging Dr. Freud…
If I were her fiance, I’d be filing this little detail away for a later conversation. About threesomes and such…
Now I have this image stuck in my head.
Jennifer’s breasts aren’t real, but yes, they’re pretty nice-looking. Trashier women than her have benefited from a shoot in Playboy. Hell, Penthouse, even.
[sub]Gennifer Flowers?[/sub]
If Jennifer wants to really do something for humanity, she could throw herself at Monster Garage goon Jesse James, hopefully breaking up his engagement to Sandra Bullock, which is an abomination unto Og.
[sub]I mean, Sandy’s last guy, Matthew McConaughey, is something of a cluck, but even he is Cary Fucking Grant compared to this meathead.[/sub]
Wow, I wasn’t even aware she had breasts a couple hours ago, and now I find out they’re not even real.
[sub]Maybe the one redeeming quality she had, and now even that’s ruined.[/sub]
Cite?
Bitch got a $500,000 book deal?
I’m going to fucking shoot myself.
-vibro, professional writer
She may be a whore, but the fact that you posted this thread makes you a john.
From here:
[sub]Shee-it man. Wait for the photo shoot like everybody else.[/sub]
Wait, WHAT?! Jesse James and SANDRA BULLOCK?!? When the fuck did THAT happen?
Well, if you don’t want to, I’m sure we can take up a SDMB collection and scrape up $4 or so for you to get a nice hotel room to hide in…
That’s nice of you, but:
a) $4 will only buy me what, a week or two in the hotel, and
b) will it be in a bad part of town? and
c) I’ll need about 20 cents more for cab fare . . .
This makes me sad because, well, have you seen Sandra’s breasts?
And probably a couple bucks so you can eat. If we collected, say, $12.50, that’d be enough for a month at a nice resort. How’s that sound?
If you collect $15, I could fly there first class. I mean, come on, I’m so stressed out. Whaddaya say? 