It’s Lord Lucan.
The e mail I got the picture from was just a collection of odd, unrelated photos someone had sent to her, so no, no explanation there. She and I were on the phone talking about it last night when I posted this here. I told her I would run it past the Smartest Group if People I Know.
It must have really been on my mind when I went to bed last night because I DREAMED about the damned thing! That it was running around in MY back yard, and I could never get a good look at it… creepy as hell, actually.
I think it is a cat in jump and pounce mode from a wierd angle. YMMV, it oculd be chpacabra=)
Jeff Vader.
Why, it’s obviously a relative of Pedro, the Mystery Mummy!
Is it not just a wierd sculpture of nothing in particular that happens to be placed in a garden? Just try and picture that image in an art gallery, it wouldnt stand out at all…
Although if it is a dog on its hind legs, I bet its moonwalking…
It’s a fucking Yeti.
Don’t you mean a masturbating yeti? Otherwise there would be two of them.
Yetis could be asexual. How do you know they’re not? Have you ever caught a yeti?
I did the same thing, and it turned out to be a pile of tiny spaceships.
Riding Shergar.
Clearly, it’s a nue.
I think it is a sillouette statue of a person in a sun hat gardening.
It’s right where the hedge is gone… a f*ck%d up topiary.
So your assertion is that Michael Jackson and or Morrisey are both Yeti?
That’s a great idea…have they gotten back to you yet?
I get this.
No, it’s not. It’s a henway.
A henway?! How much does a henway?
I’ll play along. 
What’s a nue?