Garbage truck drivers emptying dumpsters, that is. Neither I, nor my coworkers, can figure out why in hell they can’t set the dumpster back down in its original position.
I have watched garbage trucks empty dumpsters many, many, many times in my 30+ years in the foodservice business. It appears, to my untrained eye, to be a fairly straightforward process:
• Lower lift forks and pull forward to slide forks into the tubes on the sides of the dumpster.
• Raise dumpster, empty into back of truck
• Lower dumpster back to original position.
I have seen this process often enough to know that there should be little difficulty in returning the dumpster to its original position. Yet the local Waste Management drivers repeatedly fail at this task.
Three things seem to happen:
- If the dumpster is in an enclosure, they drop the dumpster too far forward, leaving us unable to close the enclosure gates.
B) With an unenclosed dumpster like the one at my current place of employment, they drop the dumpster a few feet too far back, encroaching on the parking space directly behind the dumpster.
III) They drop the dumpster to the left of its original position, leaving too wide of a gap between the dumpster and the loading dock, creating a safety hazard when we try to empty our garbage into the dumpster.
This mispositioning seems to be the direct result of the drivers pulling their trucks forward or backward while emptying the dumpster.
Waste Management drivers, WTF are you doing? I can see by watching that your trucks lift the dumpster more or less straight up before moving it backwards to empty it. So why in God’s name do you need to back up your truck or, even more nonsensically, pull forward while/before lowering the dumpster back down? Admittedly, I have never driven a garbage truck or emptied a dumpster, so maybe I’m missing something. But, particularly in the case of my current job’s dumpster, which is not in an enclosure, and where there is nothing overhead to avoid while raising the dumpster, I cannot see any good reason whatsoever to back up or pull forward before lowering the dumpster. I cannot see any good reason why the dumpster cannot be lowered and deposited in its original position.
And fuck you, most-recent dumpster emptier. One of my coworkers spotted you setting the dumpster down too far from the loading dock and asked you to move it closer. So you picked it back up and put it back down so damned close that you knocked a big chunk of of concrete off the edge of the dock, creating yet another safety hazard. Asshole.