WTF is wrong with people

[Smeghead]

Why MEXICAN food, you bunch of racists???

[Count_Blucher]

And the helpless Incontinent. Its not their fault that without a diaper, they’d be leaving a brown trail like a smail with opposeable thumbs. It generally makes them very cranky.

Come to think about, did you catch a whiff coming from the Battleaxe in the elevator? Maybe she needed to get to that basement restroom & couldn’t find the Bat Pole…

[Soul_Brother_Number_Two]

Yeah! Crap on de man! Word!

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Giraffe *
**:eek:

::drops pants::

::strains::

::shivers::

::grunts::

Damn it!

::shuffles away in shame, with pants around ankles:: **

:: pats head::

It’s ok. I happens to a lot of guys.

[Binarydrone]

Now we see the violence inherent is the system! Sizeism, ageism and borderline sexism! Here is the OP, reworded for sensitivity.

Edited and made amazingly bland by Binarydrone

**What on earth

I am beside myself and wonder what appropriate recourse I have.

I get in the elevator where I work and it seems that I caused delay to a person ( whose gender/age/size/class/sexual orientation and or other socio-economic qualities have nothing to do with the source of my frustration ) on his/her/other’s way to the basement level B only to have that person exclaim a naughty word associated with passing solid waste.

Taking the high road, I select basement A, as this was my destination and make no response to what I saw as an inflammatory remark.

As the door opens, the person invoked the central figure of the Christian faith, and then called my legitimacy in to question using an archaic term once reserved for the children of single mothers.

Sometimes, I find interacting with my fellow humans to be a bit challenging.

Why do you suppose someone would react that way to a stranger?
**

[lieu]

I dunno. Maybe a twig hit her beaver.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

I think when the elevator stopped at your floor, you should have sat down in the door frame, so that the doors wouldn’t close and she couldn’t move. Then you two could discuss your differences. Or you could have just laughed at her.

[Buck_The_Diver]

*Originally posted by The Great Unwashed *
**Great, now it’s mexican food jokes. **

No, it’s SUPER MEXICAN FOOD jokes. Bill Clinton!! Peanuts!!

[Giraffe]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**:: pats head::

It’s ok. I happens to a lot of guys. **

I’ll bet you do, you little minx.

[Tir_Tinuviel]

Buck, I love you.

[tiny_ham]

never has a typo been so deftly turned against me.

[Qazzz]

BinaryDrone, I love you. I wish I could talk like that sometimes.

[Cerri]

wipes tears of laughter from her eyes Beautiful. This thread is comedy gold. Gods, I love you people.

[FairyDust]

*Originally posted by Qazzz *
**BinaryDrone, I love you. I wish I could talk like that sometimes. **

I’ll second that, Qazzz. BinaryDrone, that was fabulous! Reminds me of how Jeeves (played by Stephen Fry) would speak in those episodes of Jeeves & Wooster.

[FairyDust]

*Originally posted by Giraffe *
**I can understand why she was angry at you. She asked you to do something, and you didn’t do it. So, she called you a bastard.

Next time she asks you to shit in the elevator, just drop your pants and do it. Is it so hard to make an old lady happy every once in a while? **

Or just smile and say, “You first.” That’ll confuse her.

[Otto]

::shuffles away in shame, with pants around ankles::

Man, if you had a nickel for every time that hapenned…

[Giraffe]

*Originally posted by Otto *
**Man, if you had a nickel for every time that hapenned… **

I’d have a cool $3.75…

[Pedro]

You said she was “fat.” You are so going to get yelled at.

.

Watch it! If you were smart you’d use*“fat”*, lest you be labeled a sizeist sympathizer.

[JimBob]

To mis-quote Paul Harvey “Where’s the rest of the story?”

I bet she was really a sweet fat old lady and Qazzz
pissed her off in someway he is or is not aware of.

Only Qazzz knows what really went on.

I’m waiting for Paul Harvey to tell us what really happened on that elevator.

Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha…

[Flamsterette_X]

*Originally posted by essvee *
**Yeah! Crap on de man! Word! **

[Richmond Crew joke]

Don’t you mean “BOMB on da man”?!?

[end Richmond Crew joke]

Before people think I’m insensitive… this joke was made in the summer of 2000. In this case, “bombing” = “defecating”

F_X